Top Tweets for #NoContextCoffee
"It's like the Cookie Monster just had a mental breakdown." #NoContextCoffee
"You did say you wanted a dong, right?" #NoContextCoffee
"Were they fighting or were they fucking?" #NoContextCoffee
"I'll slap you so hard your teeth bleed." #NoContextCoffee
"Whereas we're all just chain smoking sadness." "That's what it's all about." #NoContextCoffee
"You know what I want to do? I want to dive into a cup of milk." #NoContextCoffee
"And right now, my truth is a milkshake." #NoContextCoffee
"If I keep doing them, maybe I'll turn into a dishwasher, and I won't have to live this awful human life anymore." #NoContextCoffee
"You need anything?" "To die." #NoContextCoffee
"This whole year is Parks and Rec. It feels like a season of Parks and Rec." #NoContextCoffee
"An hour?!" "Yeah... I need to apologize to his roommates." #NoContextCoffee
"That's the look of someone ready to say 'bring it, bitch.'" #NoContextCoffee
"Do you need something to wash that down with? Do you want me to give you a pump of syrup." #NoContextCoffee
"Lakota: Come for the coffee, stay for the progressively more sarcastic customer service." #NoContextCoffee
"Did you know that plants talk to each other?" #NoContextCoffee
"World may be terrible but you went on a date!" #NoContextCoffee
"Wish me luck at the diner while I cry and eat my weight in pie." "Sexy." #NoContextCoffee
1: I'm probably pregnant.
2: Probably.
1: Is that even in the cards?
2: Hey, hey, now. I'm not that gay. #NoContextCoffee
"No matter what it tastes like tears." #NoContextCoffee
"More than I needed to know about our sex life." "It's incredible." #NoContextCoffee
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