Bryan

ve a la cama entonces

[Plantation Scientist @plantationdrip]

"You see this watch? This watch cost more than your burrito."

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

As I've said repeatedly, I bought the data that Fauci and Pfizer presented regarding the vaxx ending viral transmissibility too readily late in 2020. Because they lied. Which is one reason I think Fauci should go to jail.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Iran_deal_version23_final-final.pdf

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

This one's a good one. Says so much.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Mine too you witch

We were getting updates

Im so tired of this

Fuck all of you retarded psychos

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

the new trailer for Dune 3 has some incredible reveals…including the first spoken dialogue from the sandworm

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

That look when you notice a communist in America

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Don’t forget to leave a beer and a rifle out for Kid Rock tonight or he won't bring your fireworks. #July #fireworks

[Bryan @BrokenDentures]

@michaeljknowles Looks good

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Thomas Jefferson submits the final draft of his Declaration of Independence to Continental Congress.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

all your life, you've been lied to

[Bryan @BrokenDentures]

"Otherwise we wont get what we want!" - what a joke

[Resist the Mainstream @ResisttheMS]

James Carville calls on the next President to "increase the goddamn [Supreme Court] to 13, add Puerto Rico and DC as states!"

"We're gonna have to do that!"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[BT @back_ttys]

Everyone needs to relax. New England would never send a man with an alcohol problem and a history of abusing women to the United States Senate.

[Bryan @BrokenDentures]

@StuDoesAmerica was there a stu and dave last night?

[Bryan @BrokenDentures]

@harveyspistols @Lily4Liberty @Lily4Liberty based!