Sasha Allcott

|We will never again be as young as we are today|

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

@Kathrynnneales @sarah_mcfadden_ @chloeeduke Omg what a legend

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

Random things that annoy me for 0.2 seconds: people who wave down a bud that I've already waved for... thank you all men for helping us complete the simplest fucking tasks.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

I don't want to BeReal. I also don't want to BeAnythingOtherThanWhat I'veBeenTryingToBeLately

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

I'm definitely team Nelson and Lisa over Millhouse and Lisa. Controversial?

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

4 eggs in my @asda delivery order broken and I'm about ready to start crying. Is this being an adult or just covid making everything seem worse than it is?

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

Folk who get their kicks off making hospitality staff feel like shit are the wosrt kind of people 😭

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

@Yaaasica I wondered this too!!

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

@Tesco why do you try to lie to our faces?

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

This second vaccine is kicking my shiny metal ass

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

I had to catch a pigeon at work today after it got into the restaurant... second pigeon I've had to catch... just call me the pigeon whisperer.

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

I know I have it really great in life and I am a lucky person. But sometimes life is a fucking dick too.

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

2 episodes in of Dawson's Creek and Joey is already the cattiest bitch and I love it.

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

Me= "yay it's @bastille playing" Erin= "are you sure it isn't Best-ille"
The best thing she's ever said in her life.

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

@DramaQueensOTH Craig Sheffer is 21 years older than you @BethanyJoyLenz 👀👀 get in there gal

[Francis Keogh @HonestFrank]

Sean Lock - The Tiger Who Came For A Pint

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

Typical that as soon as I get any time off I catch the damn rona 🙄

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It genuinely is the most popular, also it's just a fucking pudding?!?! How can a pudding be preferred by one sex?!?!

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

So at work the other day I was serving a table of two and asking them if they'd like any desserts. The younger guy asked me what was best on the menu and I said "the most popular is the Sticky Toffee Pudding - personally that's my favourite as well"

[Sasha Allcott @Broken_Keys]

The fuck am I supposed to say to that?