Chobler “Snoopy” Bezos

Bushwick | Yoga Instructor | CFA | Certified Financial Planner

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What if babies barked and dogs cried

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Multiple victims seriously injured on Manhattan’s West Side Highway after being brutally “mogged” by semi overweight and balding West Village guy with a bit of a drinking problem

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Fuck an eye mask I sleep with my lax helmet on

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Send myself emails daily so I know I’m talking to a real one 🤏🏻

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Apologies for the lack of content followers, I was injured in a mewing incident last month

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You piss with that cock?

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“Dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
“Because your Mom loves roses”
“Cool, thanks Dad”
“No problem, Faherty Stretch Chinos”

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I got no game fam - was spitting game and done tipped my hat and called this girl tío (she walked away)

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Up late coolin 🚶🏽

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Speaking about a job candidate: “Yea he throws some of the crispiest pops I’ve heard to date” - Hired

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@RandallJeffri3s @Unrivaledwbb @Reese10Angel Angel Crease 🏀💯

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Did a gainer at the pool today, flood warning in Charlotte

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@Jawn_mayer_ @Jawn_mayer_ was sticked by Steven Schwarzman and said this #StevesWay #LBO #BearStearnsAlumni #MyWifeLeftMe

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Thanks bro all good I’ll just take it Mike’s Way

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Everyone always asks when’s the next zinger and not how’s zingers doing

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Yea sex is cool but have you ever watched 3 hours of Darien 2012 lax highlights? #RollWave

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I’d be a billionaire if you got paid for having motion and good tweets

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Have way better ideas when I’m drunk, non-negotiable beers for breakfast from now on #Ambition

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Woke up blessed (137 days since she’s texted me back)

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