Brooke ♡

welcome to the grease trap of my mind! insta- @brooke2fab

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

Hey so how is anyone acting normal these days

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opened my drafts, this girl is funny

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Scrolling thru my own profile amusing me and me alone

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It’s incredibly eye opening when previous employers stop celebrating your workplace successes. Cheering your employees on only when they serve your purpose is disgusting

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

that LinkedIn update is about to feel so damn good

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

the search history has been…bleak lately

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

My bf out of absolutely nowhere:

“I went through a pretty big hip hop phase in college. I hope you know that”

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

I can’t ever do anything casually

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

Once every year, it’s national theatre day. And once every year, a handful of my college classmates who were in my senior play post pics of the show I directed, captioned “this show has my heart”. And I can’t tell you how much that means to me ✨💙🌌

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

even my finch is over me being sad

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

If you don’t like Thin Mints™ I don’t trust you

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

Had a pretty terrifying situation happen at work today. I keep going over what I could’ve done differently, but at the end of the day:

1. My team is safe
2. Members are safe
3. I am safe

I did everything I could do to the best of my ability. That is enough

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

my bf’s coworkers sound like LinkedIn influencers irl

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I saw a BAT on my way home HELP

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

it’s always the people with the worst mics that speak on zoom calls the longest 🙃

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

when I tell you the Fourth of July is a cursed day… every single year there is a fight with someone on this day 🫡🇺🇸

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

Thought I was depressed, turns out I just needed the Big Cheez-it from Taco Bell

[Brooke ♡ @BrookeHenige]

I think I’m supposed to be a puppeteer

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every night at 11:15pm my alexa plays rain sounds. And every night at 11:15pm I have to adjust the volume, for it is much less “relaxing rain sounds” and more “tsunami crashing through my window”