My cousin has invented a man called "Insane Richard" to tell his family stories about his drug related debauchery, but the family's in on it too, they keep saying "Can we meet this Richard, he sounds like quite the character," then he says, "You can't mom... He's too insane."
It is my deepest belief that it’s your duty as an American to just like Go To Stuff. Any stuff. Art fair. Food truck festival. Weird one woman show. Ice cream store. Minor league baseball. Movies. Community is an action! It’s something you have to do! Give it a whirl!
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
This was one of my many service industry jobs. We always corrected people *immediately* because otherwise they would inevitably try to pay with Starbucks cards/apps/points, which we couldn't take, and would becoming raging Karens about it 😭
the barnes and Noble cafe employees freak the fuck out if you call them a Starbucks. oh sorry guys i forgot. u are clearly a beautiful greek restaurant
I asked if pickles came on the side of my grilled cheese and they gave me like 5 (I already ate a couple) spears. This is the correct pickle energy. The pickle gods have smiled upon me.
my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense