Brooklyn Cow

Just a cow trying to get the hell away from the hipsters in Brooklyn

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

There’s a hog here that I’ve already named Bruce SPIGsteen the locals love it! #brooklyncow

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Good Moos my friends! Finally made it to Skylands Sanctuary here in NJ. Took forever with all the damn jughandles! #BrooklynCow

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

@lovemyhavi Ayyy Don’t Fuck With New Jersey or you’re gonna get whacked!

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Hanging at @NYCACC until my next adventure! Looks like I’m going to Jersey, not my first choice but certainly better than the original plan!

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

I’ve escaped slaughter and looks like I’ll be spending some time at @nycacc! I love you, Moo York City!! #brooklyncow

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

@imfabulous13 We can both spew some bullshit though!

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

@ChaimShapiro Hello friend

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

I know there is some physical resemblance & we are both full of udder bullshit, but reports saying that I am @realDonaldTrump are FAKE MOOS

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

I hope everyone has the new record from my buddies in The Mooovielife @TheMovielifeNYC #brooklyncow

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Thank you Kristin I will go anywhere except New Jersey or Staten Island https://t.co/ihgxSFnYS8

[Kristin Hugo @KristinHugo]

Any Farm Animal Sanctuaries offering to rescue the #brooklyncow / #brooklynbull? LMK ASAP, I might cover for Newsweek

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

I’m going to need some mooonshine after this! #brooklyncow https://t.co/Lqs8oclK1S

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Buddy have I got some news for you #brooklyncow https://t.co/GfhPU7llQv

[Matthew Burroughs @MJBurroughs]

I fucked the #BrooklynCow before she was famous.

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

I love the old @mets teams, especially Moookie Wilson https://t.co/Vlw2biwowO

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Actually I identify as a cow. https://t.co/JTHThXdbvO

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

I’m selling my mooovie rights to anyone except #HarveyWeinstein #brooklyncow

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Hey Cuomoooo fix the damn subways you monster! https://t.co/aanG1iV9I1

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Joe Lo Moo-glio is one of my favorite actors. Long live The State! @JoeLoTruglio https://t.co/PrVEkJ2Dkr

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

Just trying to mooove to Sunnyside before shitty hipster sweater weather really begins. #BrooklynCow https://t.co/zMusgomoFL

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

@HayleyPrim Half of Williamsburg is from Texas someone help!

[Brooklyn Cow @BrooklynCow]

This is some udder bullshit! https://t.co/Sq07HOrwPJ

[Coliseum Sewage @ColiseumSewage]

The Brooklyn Bull is trapped! Free the Brooklyn Bull! #brooklyncow