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[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Tbh girls are probably the worst species of mammals

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

SECOND UPDATE. I killed the giant dude. Be your own fuckin hero. 😎

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

There's a hornet in my house. Please send help.

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Update. Dunno where it went. Pray for us all

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Moving into a new place is really fun. Until you lock yourself out and literally almost freeze to death til you SPIDER WOMAN YOUR WAY IN. always have your phone on ya folks. Lesson learned 🙄🙄🙄

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

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[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

I love the ghetto !!!!!! ☺️☺️☺️

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

When ya hear a ruckus and think it's a hobo makin trash can music, nahhh the police officer banging on my door said otherwise. Just some "gunshots right behind your house mam" oh Okee thx gnight

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

So excited for what the future has to offer 🌞🌻

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Internally conflicted on missing so many people I know I shouldn't

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

@KarisaSalmon Hope u ate good. I drank lots of vodka

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Love when some homeless goon breaks into my shed and steals my 10 bags of bottles. Merry Christmas to u dude I worked so hard drinkin those 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

ACCURATE https://t.co/OGUxQ5Jy47

[jickle puice @kourtneyrepas]

@BrooklynIrvine U 😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/b8jCb126W7

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

It's amazing how much changes when you start to give a fuck how people treat you🐒

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

People need to understand there's such thing as putting yourself first&NOT disregarding everyones shit around you. Take time to listen

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Whatever happened to what goes around comes around? ♻️

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

@kourtneyrepas vodka

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Probably could put a hole in my wall big enough for a bowling pin sized dog

[brocoli @BrooklynIrvine]

Something so refreshin about goin somewhere that no one knows your name 🌻