brook

| ◡̈ | all smiles |

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

every man on the strip is 5’5”

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

every time I’m at a bar I ask if dark haired men are my dad just to make the men at the bar feel bad for having potential children that look like them

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

@ZzzPharmD feeling sadness

[Veronica @RONIonX20]

we should be lit on fridays but here we are @Brooklyncats_

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

crying at 8 am to Taylor’s re-release of love story <3

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

Imagine being in your undergrad when four lokos had caffeine in them

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!!

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

I, a 23 year old lady who has had my own license for 8 years or so can not stop listening to a break up song about getting a drivers license

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Me 20 years from now watching Mac Miller’s tiny desk concert

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Three different people boarding this plane - in three different ways - have told me that I look like Tony Hawk as they walked by my seat. My wife turned to me after the last one and said “you started it”

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

Rumple Minze tastes like gum water

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

@Lilian_Zaid @Guhrools I think we have to be

[J*ckie @jackie__sabbagh]

Is it body dysmorphia or am I just correct

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

@ZzzPharmD Word on the street u didn’t even ask for anything

[Marcus Xavier @chormicle_]

*my mom almost in tears that it was the first year we haven’t gone to Christmas Eve Mass while we prayed at a nativity
Carlos *dead serious: Do you think Jesus was Latino?

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

I thought we forgot to pay our electric bill, but no the power has just been out for an hour 😎

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

going to sleep at 8:15 <3 the power is out & my phone is about to die (:

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

Omfg

[brook @Brooklyncats_]

@kayloshmead cry until the next one