Brooke MacKenzie

Rukiye Henderson called me BMS and it changed my life

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I hope karma is working on something really special for Megyn Kelly. Disgusting.

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I hate the nausea and immense sadness I feel when I look back at old pictures of us

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

it should be illegal to do yard work/construction before 11 am, I can’t sleep in past 8:30 without being woken up to the sound of a power saw or weedeater and I’m sick of it

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

truly wish I could just forget about it and move on

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I really miss just sitting in bed with my best friend belly laughing at silly videos

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I’m really gonna need people to stop treating me like I’m stupid.

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I love so hard because I know what it feels like to be loved so little

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I’m sick of crying over the same thing everyday

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

HOW is it STILL August, this month is inching by truly

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lol riiiiiiight

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I just wanna go home

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

this may be my lowest low

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

No bc why am I crying this much watching Cheaper by the Dozen 2

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

consider this my official request for @Zendaya to host an episode of SNL please and thank you

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

ahh yes, another 5 am spent wondering wtf am I doing w my life

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

my gps telling me that it’ll take 30 minutes to get home for the past hour actually makes me want to throw my phone out the window

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

I wanna go home

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

damn I really thought I was finally gonna make it through a Valentine’s Day without crying…maybe next year

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

As someone who listens to/watches true crime content, it BAFFLES me that the quality of CCTV footage, recordings of police interviews, and 911 calls is as low as it is. Like it’s 2025, get it together.

[Brooke MacKenzie @Brookus6]

sometimes I wonder if I actually should’ve moved to Oregon after college instead of Florida and if I’d be happier there than I am here