Crabby

so zesty

[AntifaTexas @TexasAntifa25]

U.S. Government Confirms Recovery of Mysterious Alien Creature Near Roswell, 1947

[Catholic Images That Go Hard @hardflics]

“They don’t know I’m the future Pope”

[Vera @lovely_2_c_u]

bitches be like "14 months on T"

[Renan Callegari 🇧🇷 @umANSIOS0]

finamente uma criança sem celular 🙏🏻

[La Rata 🐀 @CleverSafo]

Welcome Gugu Gaga

[nini @rasmalaipagluu]

technicality

[⃟ @xenvuen]

a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him

[lesby @lesbiankoschei]

quando tu editando no docs e encontra outra pessoa la

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

my friend from china is trying to help me with my tweet game

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[𝓑𝓑𝓲𝓻𝓭𝔂🪽 @BaronBirdy]

Pedro Pascal cuando le da ansiedad

[ᵛᵉⁿᵒᵐ ◥ ◤ @RUBL3D3V]

I have a serious question for those who pretend they can read while listening to music...

Why are you lying?

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ pari / oct 9th🪽 @angelsfike]

i beg your FINEST pardon

[tay @hairball1952]

it’s really sad to see your parents get caught into the habit of doomscrolling

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

at the library. why is every new book called “a crown of knives and glass” or “the candlestick maker’s daughter” or “the last rose blooms at dusk” or “the fractured fragments of our souls”