Brother Hawkins

You are your own master, you make your own future.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

The Dude does not abide three things: soiled rugs, spilled beverages, and fucking fascists, man.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@GrampsToolshed Alestorm

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@DungeonNoir Those kinds of player tables DO sound miserable to ME, as well, yet I have to say "did the players have fun?"

If that answer is yes, I say "cool, not for me maybe, but good for them"

And as a gig for cash, can't blame the DM for working it if he sees it as good return on time.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

This. It's grifting turtles all the way down.

[Toby Rogers @uTobian]

I hope everyone understands that the $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran will go to Trump-aligned contractors who will give a cut to the big guy, pocket the rest, and build nothing. The Iran war was another massive Trump grift.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@MovieGirl2463 @Kristinartz Addictive stuff. Popcorn salt of heaven.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@LucasSa56947288 Good 👍
We don't do fascist propo posters of Dear Leader in this country

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@ThatEricAlper Bartender Song (Sittin at a Bar)
By Rehab

https://t.co/MSGZmx8Tof

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@osgamer74 One of the most fun one shots we did was a bit of a cliche that was a fantasy version of The Running Man

Party "kidnapped" by gods to take part in a running man style survival game show, emcee'd by a skeletal version of the host played by Richard Dawson.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@Kristinartz Bacon and caramelized onions

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@landofthe80s Fringe

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@JamesTate121 The running of the wild Magat Hasbeen.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@theMadridZone @JacobsBen His narcissism knows no bounds.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

The issue that just might unite right and left in this country.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Proposal: Replace the water in the reflecting pool with good ol' Kentucky bourbon:

- naturally algae resistant
- delicious
- good for American industry
- looks fantastic

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@MeidasTouch Oh that's gonna smell LOVELY in the hot sun.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@forallcurious Greed.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@factpostnews You do realize he likely inflated EVERY such cost so he can more easily grift from it?

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@JeremyWard33

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@factpostnews As ever with this circus of an admin, the jokes write themselves.

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@1goodtern When all that dead algae rots and bakes in the heat and sun, that whole place is gonna smell like the pier dumpsters at Wildwood, Jersey Shore after Spring Break

[Brother Hawkins @BrotherHawkins]

@MrQuestX "Thick Biscuits" def a killer name for the ship cook.