JR

If I’m posting I’m drunk

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

If god was real, dogs would live forever and crabs would be easy to pick drunk

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@CatchThat17 @ByMattWeyrich Learn the rules

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@davis2ca @AndrewSamluck @ByMattWeyrich It was bad defense and a completely reasonable call

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@AndrewSamluck @davis2ca @ByMattWeyrich He was fielding a high chopper, he was not moving that fast dude

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@AndrewSamluck @davis2ca @ByMattWeyrich

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@AndrewSamluck @davis2ca @ByMattWeyrich He was two steps off the bag when he fielded it and the catcher was running to first, he had plenty of time.

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@davis2ca @ByMattWeyrich The only attempt for a tag I saw was when clement was already wide of Gunnar

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@JulianTBaron You are so very, very stupid

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

(D'Angelo barksdale teaching wallace poot and bodie chess)"this the king *kissing piece*mwah! he the king pin. *kissing piece again* yeah, he a boy alright *kissing piece* nah, matterfact he a whole man*kissing piece* chyeaah, he a mafuckin fella *sucking on the tip of the piece*

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

@PigTownSports @G_LovesWinning The trade is fine, but stowers was running a solid OBP to go with that power and didn’t have any noticeable platoon splits unlike Cowser. The real problem was the O’s never gave Stowers consistent at bats in the majors

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

No, cause we got this version out of it.

[minjus @sqilvin]

system of a down

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

Lower OPS than Bonds 45 homer 2004 season

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The only other guy to ever do this was Babe Ruth.

[Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake]

Crashing the other guy’s press conference is about as WWE you can get, short of showing up with a steel folding chair.

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

This mf trying to play sabermetrically in a video game lmao

[Pass @PassMLB]

This is the worst gameplay has ever been.

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

I really want this guy to get hit by a bus

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I am no longer injecting my son's blood.

I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange.

Steps:
1. Take out all blood from body
2. Separate plasma from blood
3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG

Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it?
🧵

[JR @BrotherScottIII]

There’s a lot of people as concerned with winning the offseason as people seem to be about getting the top farm system grade

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

In 2021, the Diamondbacks lost 110 games — the same number as the Orioles that year.

In 2023, the Diamondbacks expedited their rebuild as buyers at the trade deadline and made the World Series.

Now, the Diamondbacks are spending big money by signing Corbin Burnes for $210M.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Rickey Henderson in a nutshell