Brogrammer

Bro, do you even code?

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

@letsgetrandy They speak in memes.

[Artisanal Javascript @artisanaljs]

What's stopping you from coding like this?

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

@oelma__ "creep"

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@_sorrengailll The "ability to be able to" is something only a woman would write.

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@BalogunAbass12 airport

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@NefflynBe Cash tends to be a good gift, because I can absolutely guarantee you that I'm not going to throw it away as soon as you leave.

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@JoeyMannarino The President missed a great opportunity to say "Tylenol baby."

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@randem @CodeByNZ Bro().doYouEven(Starbucks)

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@int6wn Just like this 𝕏 account. I don't like it, but I still have it.

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

@5iveolld Alcohol only amplifies the truth inside.
If it makes you angry, you're a mean person.
If it makes you giggly and slutty, I need your phone number.

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

Our DICSS is running on an old server that is more Clearly Useless Networking Technology, but if you jiggle the button on the front it goes.

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

I can’t believe the entire internet broke because people relied on a library to do what I do in one line of code:

(‘0000’ + num).slice(-4)

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

Another great project that needs to be included in all your NPM dependencies! https://t.co/6eZZZhWpjd

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Never have your left-padding break again! https://t.co/HWWmLYhZX3 Well done, @gabrielgironda.

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If code smells were actual smells, this place would smell like spaghetti.

Actually, that wouldn’t be so bad…

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

You have separate servers for dev, qa, and production? That’s cute. I have five: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

Want an early warning system to detect feminist propaganda? Here’s a chrome extension. You’re welcome.

https://t.co/Hd6LeFjBkJ

[Gᴇᴛ Rᴀɴᴅʏ @letsgetrandy]

If the DNC cheats #Bernie and gives the nomination to #Hillary, I'm going to vote for Trump out of spite.

[Brogrammer @Brototypejs]

Did you hear about the programmer who quit his job?

Apparently he didn't get arrays...

[Donald JavaScript T. @realDonaldJS]

Angular 2 should die in a fire, have its bones spread over a burn pit in Manitowoc, and have their retarded cousin blamed for it.