Brown John Munch 🌹🌷

Reporter for the Onion 🧅

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Fidel Castro explains why the US despises Cuba and is desperate to destroy it: "Our country does not drop bombs on other people, nor does it send thousands of planes to bomb cities. Instead our country sends doctors to those most lost corners of the world."

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

[TeddyRuxpinSVU @garfsvu1]

this is what actual terrorism looks like

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

A Chipotle burrito costs $15. Ground beef is $7 a pound. Inflation is financially crippling Gen Z.

Once again, an out-of-touch rich boomer is lecturing young people.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

People dumping Trump over gas prices and not child rape is scary.

[Carolina ❤️‍🔥 @realCarola2Hope]

Congratulations Israel, you’ve outdone Hitler.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Stanning Dua Lipa has really never disappointed me lmaoooo

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Treats the white murderer with sympathy but yells at the brown man to shut up about his murdered child. These are the cops they want us to trust by the way.

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

You killed 175 little girls in a double-tap strike meant to kill all survivors. Don't talk to me about God. Your "god" is satan.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I believe China

[Brown John Munch 🌹🌷 @BrownMunch]

@jmavankal @FBI @NewYorkFBI Lund poojari

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

I’d rather have one party that represents the working class than two parties that represent the rich like we have in the U.S.

[Brown John Munch 🌹🌷 @BrownMunch]

@Satyamevajanate @BaazNewsOrg @gary_srp Hinduism? Ahh, the religion where you pray to rats 🐀🕉️💩🚽🤮

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

So apparently we’re firing teachers for telling the truth now 🤬

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

Even the CIA admitted decades ago that Soviet citizens ate as many or more calories than Americans.
Your own intelligence agency destroys your meme.
Your meme exists only because people don’t read documents.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

fuck the new england patriots, fuck robert kraft!

[Dre @Hascall_43]

Vote blue no matter who is what they’ll say

[EMPRESS☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ @weapxngxrl]

Macklemore should be tutoring white people in how to go from “cringe white boy” to “goated cracker” in the public eye

[AWURED0 @AOUREDOO]

Yeah sure pal

[Gabriel @GabeZZOZZ]

And they want you to believe that China is the bad guy