Browning Machine

South African by birth, American by legal immigration, Texan by choice. LARP farmer. Drives Kubotas. Accurate with an AR.
Owns a small zoo & two cockatooz.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Rumors of my demise:
Greatly exaggerated.

I'm on X pause; real life's busy and interesting.
Between farm, homestead, zoo, and getting back in shape...online life loses importance.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Yeah, Kamala would be worse.
Barely.
Because Trump just guaranteed we'll get a Kamala in 28, anyway.

Good job by our chucklefuck Trump.

[botfromhell @botfromhell1]

@BrowningMachine @realDonaldTrump The alternative would still be worse

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

I'm not sure you're an idiot, or senile, or, worst, just sold out.

Don't care.

You ignored your advisors, when you couldn't figure it out yourself.

You suck, @realDonaldTrump.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

@realDonaldTrump 6/
WHERE, FROM HERE?

Because you're such a fool, @realDonaldTrump , we still have a totally corrupt election system.

So there's no voting our way out.

So you've guaranteed, at best, messy secession and breakup of the USA.

BUT, probably civil war.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

@realDonaldTrump 9/
Even local politics, absent state secession, is pitiful.

Because the dollar is about to implode.
And that, MBIC, is so apocalyptic, 99% of America can't comprehend the horrors of 1000% inflation.
If we're lucky.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

1/ Trump's total betrayal of every core promise will be discussed for at least a century.

It's easily the most shocking reversal in American political history.

Also, I've scraped off my Trump bumper sticker.

Fuck you, @realDonaldTrump

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

@realDonaldTrump 8/
It's why I hardly bother to post on X anymore.
Because why?

The only remaining peaceful action is local politics.
State, county, city.

Next is just fedpoasting, because this will probably all go kinetic.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Screw Trump.
Screw Israel.

But, I'm repeating myself.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Hey @MilwaukeeTool
STILL no response?
You suck at the returns game AND socmedia.

It's 2026 bitchez.
Get with the program....
Or watch @DEWALTtough eat your lunch.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Hey @MilwaukeeTool, WTF??
I have 12 of your tools...because they (were) excellent.
And EXPENSIVE.

My barely-used M18 impact driver just...quit.
And a month ago, a battery--also barely used...quit.
And Home Depot won't honor returns.
And your busted website is unusable on Android phone with Chrome.
And your customer "service" is rude.

Screw you.
I've been touting how great your tools are for years, then when things go wrong, I get shitty service?

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

DYING OF LOL

"Give your ozempic to a poor person...cycloskinny, the natural way."

https://t.co/xQBAe5KjJA

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

@revenant_MMXX Wasn't making one.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

JFC arguing military strategy with an anime fan account

This is why I'm so scarce here lately.

[Schuller Mozart ن @SchulMozart]

Please tell me why there would be any need to get closer if we’re not doing a land invasion. If we can hit them and they can’t hit us at that distance what is one reason we should put our ships closer given we’ve already ruled out boots on the ground

[Patrick Ryall @PadraigOraghail]

@BrowningMachine The only think that buys you a reprieve from a tirade an onslaught of barbed vernacular abuse, is you are in Texas. I do not consider Texas to be Murca :)

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

@PadraigOraghail @MilwaukeeTool @DEWALTtough My good Irish friend!
Agreed.
Sadly, I have 1000s invested at this point.
Grease gun, impact wrenches, nibblers, saws...
Let's hope they make good on this rare failure, and reverse the warranty enshitification trend.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

I'm seriously pissed off about @MilwaukeeTool

Loyal customer.
First serious failure.
Awful, runaround return policy.
WTF, you saturated Home Depot, but they don't accept returns?
< year old batteries are trash?

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Hey @MilwaukeeTool, WTF??
I have 12 of your tools...because they (were) excellent.
And EXPENSIVE.

My barely-used M18 impact driver just...quit.
And a month ago, a battery--also barely used...quit.
And Home Depot won't honor returns.
And your busted website is unusable on Android phone with Chrome.
And your customer "service" is rude.

Screw you.
I've been touting how great your tools are for years, then when things go wrong, I get shitty service?

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

I'm enjoying world cup Brit/Europoor "America Reaction" videos SO. MUCH.

It reminds me just how effin AWESOME America is.

I'm truly grateful to be here.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

@Kenneth_St_Cyr @MilwaukeeTool IDGAF.
That's their problem.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Hey @MilwaukeeTool :

Don't let snot-nosed Ivy MBAs destroy another great business.
Yeah, I get it, we've imported a bunch of people who abuse high-trust warranties.

But don't kill the golden goose: honest American buyers.
Honor your warranties at the point of sale, Home Depot.

[Browning Machine @BrowningMachine]

Hey @MilwaukeeTool, WTF??
I have 12 of your tools...because they (were) excellent.
And EXPENSIVE.

My barely-used M18 impact driver just...quit.
And a month ago, a battery--also barely used...quit.
And Home Depot won't honor returns.
And your busted website is unusable on Android phone with Chrome.
And your customer "service" is rude.

Screw you.
I've been touting how great your tools are for years, then when things go wrong, I get shitty service?