Slaphappy

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Of all fandoms, grown ass adult basketball fans are the absolute nadir. Lowest average IQ of all sports fans, except maybe third-world soccer.

Once you're over 18, take the stupid jersey off. Stop being retarded.

[Jeffrey A Tucker @jeffreytucker]

The revelations six years later are pouring out so quickly that it is impossible to keep up much less mentally process all this:

* The Director of National Intelligence has documented 120 US-funded/owned biolabs in 30 countries many of which are manufacturing and manipulating infectious diseases.

* Senator Rand Paul's committee has released the receipts concerning US funding/backing of the manufactured SARS-CoV-2 virus/vaccine as part of this program.

* Senator Johnson has produced definitive evidence that US public health agencies knew of the grave dangers of the shot to everyone but said nothing.

* Many officials are privately admitting/proving that the whole point of lockdowns was to preserve population immunity for the shot and block other avenues toward wellness.

* Hardly any of this makes the national news and one wonders if the public mind has any awareness at all.

[National Conservative @NatCon2022]

Today is the 3rd anniversary of the infamous double killing of Blake Lucas, 21, and Damon Lucas, 25 on I-25 in Denver, CO.

Police called it "road rage" and charged Stephen Long, 22, with two 1st degree murders.

DA Beth McCann DROPPED ALL CHARGES.

Complete FREE PASS!

[Ex Umbris Designs 🇺🇸🤘🏻 @ExUmbrisDesigns]

Father’s Day Sale
15% off chest rigs and components
10% off belts
10% off pouches
10% off fanny and waist packs.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

When everyone says "it used to be better"

That's because there were more White people. That's why it used to be better.

[𝕵𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖞𝕯𝖛𝖑 @JersyDvl]

@Pro__Trading Its nice to know for certain that everything they have tried to convince us about them the past few decades is essentially a lie. We are definitely not the same.

[Lavrov Groyper @punishedLavrov]

it’s every single time

[Slaphappy @Slaphappy___]

@jeremyct That’s a sad story, “Jeremy”.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Holy crap…

The 17 year old who was just arrested for breaking into an elderly couples home and murdering them in Mississippi… his two brothers were just arrested as well for attempting to murder a police officer over a seatbelt violation

Cortavion Hobbs (19)
Cortavious Hobbs (18)
Cordarius Hobbs (17)

Where the hell are their parents?

[SOI media 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

This is the best analogy yet with a solution for the mess that the UK is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it in my back garden and filled it with seed.

Within a week we had lots of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started… Building nests in the shed, in the eaves,in the fences and in my garden bushes.

Then came the shit. It was everywhere,on the patio,on the chairs,the table,windows..everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while,I couldn't even sit in my own back garden anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the garden.

Soon,the back yard was like It used to be ..... Quiet,serene.... And no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see......

Our government gives out Free food,subsidised housing,free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal’s came by the hundreds of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services,small apartments are housing 5 families,you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor,your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box,I have to
press one to hear my bank talk to me in English,and people waving flags other than ”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets,demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion,but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

[Slaphappy @Slaphappy___]

Harsh but fair.

[Slaphappy @Slaphappy___]

We don’t have to live like this.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!!!

Over 300 "teens" swarmed a trampoline park outside St. Louis for an internet "meme" event...

...and it exploded into EIGHT FIGHTS, rock-throwing at police, a 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL caught with a BUTCHER KNIFE!!!

Police attempted to break up the fight and then the "teens" poured into the nearby Aldi and Walmart.

They threatened customers. and then they started DESTROYING THE STORES!!!!!!

And when police showed up AGAIN to restore order?

The kids turned on the police and started PELTING THEM WITH ROCKS, screaming threats, and refusing to leave.

It took MULTIPLE police agencies to shut it down.

The owner of the trampoline park had only one question:

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?!!!!!!!!!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

On a hillside this summer, a man will pay good money to take the coat off a sheep, then watch that coat earn him almost nothing at all.

This is the wool trade now. A thing his great grandfather built a life on, worn down to a chore he runs at a loss.

So look at the maths square in the face. It costs him around two pounds to shear one ewe. The fleece that comes off her, even now, in the best year for a decade, brings back about a pound and a half if she is a fine crossbred. If she is a hill sheep, a Welsh Mountain or a Swaledale, he might get thirty pence for the whole fleece. British Wool says the price would have to nearly double again just to cover the shearing.

So every sheep he clips, he loses on. And he has to clip every one.

A sheep left in her fleece overheats, cannot walk right, and gets eaten alive by maggots. The wool has to come off, for her sake, whatever it is worth. He pays, quite literally, for the privilege of being kind to his own animals.

Now feel the weight of what we have let go.

Wool once made this country rich. Whole towns were built on the back of it, and the great wool churches still standing across the Cotswolds were paid for with it. To this day the Lord Speaker of the House of Lords sits on a woolsack, set there centuries ago so nobody in the room would forget where England's wealth came from.

A fleece was worth fourteen pounds a kilo in the 1950s. The wool cheque, in his father's day, paid the rent for the year.

Today it will not cover the diesel to deliver it.

And so, in farmyards across the country, men who would rather not are quietly burning the fleeces off their own sheep, because a fire is cheaper than the trip to the depot. A material so fine that a kingdom was built on it, going up in smoke in the yard because nobody will pay a pound for it.

And what did we reach for instead. Plastic. Most of our clothes are now spun from oil, polyester and acrylic and nylon, shedding tiny threads into the sea with every wash, into the fish, into our own blood. It will not rot for generations.

So here we stand. A fibre that grows back every spring on nothing but grass and rain, that warms a child and then feeds the soil when its work is done, burning unwanted in a field.

While we dress ourselves, head to foot, in the very oil it was meant to spare us.

The sheep on that hill is still growing the finest coat in the world. We simply stopped being worthy of it.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

17-year-old Cordarius Hobbs allegedly broke into Billy Blair and his wife Virginia Carol Blair's home last Wednesday and killed the couple. Billy was 74, Virginia was 71. He has been arrested for their murders. Are we tired of being prey yet? Another "isolated incident" that just keeps happening over and over.

[Slaphappy @Slaphappy___]

Those crafty little bastards.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Captured Gnomish weaponry.

They're becoming more advanced, this is very concerning.

[Slaphappy @Slaphappy___]

@IAMCoxinator

[Slaphappy @Slaphappy___]

The fact that there isn’t an extremely dark blue spot over Summersville, West Virginia calls the validity of this map into question.

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Where you're most likely to get a speeding ticket.

[Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾 @RevRayCistman]

When a white man tells us “you can’t sit there” what are we supposed to do? If we stab you, y’all call it murder. But if we shoot you or sucker punch you and stomp on you with 6 of our friends, y’all call that murder too.

[Slaphappy @Slaphappy___]

@EMBurlingame