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@sareedanyelle Purdy is by far the best QB drafted since he was, and I'll fist fight anyone who says otherwise.

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@cosmicjester @PerriW2345 @HartWexford That probably sounded really cool in your head.

I can't help but notice you didn't address any of my points though.

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@MaximumK75753 @LordAzFromOz @Joanna__Hardy Cool story, but we're talking about a woman with a boyfriend who might be incentivised to lie about her part in voluntarily licking a strangers anus.

You could see a situation that she might not necessarily tell her boyfriend and friends the whole truth, no?

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@casescasescases That's a nice sentiment, but let's not forget Amber Heard testified under oath here, and was proven to be a pathological liar later on.

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@Donna_Rachel_ The issue I have here is that women lie all the time, especially when they have a partner and did something they're ashamed of.

I also know that the likes of Brand and Walliams are scumbags who attract such women.

This isn't a clearcut issue.

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@MartinHammick The whole situation is fucked.

The fact is that being a celeb will attract a bunch of lying women looking to benefit themselves.

It's also a fact that many celebs are terrible human beings that take advantage of their fame.

I find it impossible to take a side.

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@wittgenfine I can only speak for myself, but finding myself in a situation where a woman I just met was licking my anus would tell me I should be looking for a better standard of woman.

Maybe it's just me.

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@80sculturefan No matter what the story with Brand and Walliams is, dudes pretending to be 'male feminists' are infinitely more creepy.

Like, really fucking creepy.

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@PerriW2345 @cosmicjester @HartWexford Normal rules don't apply to celebs. You've got a thousand duckfaced wannabe models throwing themselves at you and there's the one girl that isn't there yet.

Thats the reality. It sucks, it's immoral and deviant, and I wouldn't want it to be my daughter, but it happens.

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@Nettleshippy I appreciate the sentiment, but definitely not comedy.

Women are about as funny as ball cancer when it comes to stand up comedy.

That said, some women like Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon are great when it comes to sketch comedy.

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@Yig_Snake_Daddy @SimonMagus Tory MP? You've never heard of Jeremy Thorpe?

Dude was shagging rent boys before it was fashionable, unlike Keith Vaz the Labour MP.

They're all at it ffs.

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@HartWexford @cosmicjester You must live in the world without fillers, tattoos, cosmetic surgery, fake tans, etc.

It must be nice living there, but it ain't the real world. Women ain't what they used to be.

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@cosmicjester @HartWexford The rules are so fucked these days I don't think there's a justification for or against anything, they change all the time and women seem determined to make themselves less attractive as much as they can as they get older.

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@HartWexford @cosmicjester Not really, but the standard of full grown women has fallen dramatically in the past 20 years.

They don't even want to look like attractive females, I genuinely feel sorry for younger men.

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@HartWexford @cosmicjester Have you seen the state of 20 year old plus women lately?

Dude probably just wanted a female without duck lips, face fillers and the tattoos of a 17th century pirate.

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@SteveNeal10 @dennisthefish1 @ejtayloruk Possibly, but only because every women he's ever met will now be encouraged to come out of the woodwork and fit their sob story to this narrative to benefit themselves.

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@christianjbdev Ppl are now pretending Walliams as the apologetic politician isn't funny any more.

Sure, it hits different now because it's him doing it, but spare me the fake outrage that the concept isn't hilarious.

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@fin_lay24 This is a point ppl don't care about. I've heard all kinds of things about ppl I know and have worked with with, but unless I see it for myself then what the fuck am I supposed to do about it?

Go to the police because of rumours I heard? It's all fake outrage.

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@IonaItalia Dude acted so gay he married Katy Perry?

What the frigetty fuck are you talking about? Even the most straight man ever couldn't aspire to that, as all of us would testify to.

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@Leeaafly @ReynoJulie Is your position that women never lie about anything? Especially when they have a bf and might be ashamed about something they've done?

You know that we all know women, right? That 'believe all women' bullshit doesn't fly any more.

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@BigWizau @MonsterHunch Sorry, but the sketch with Walliams doing the apologetic politician caught in a sex scandal will always be universally funny.

It might hit different now because it's him doing it, but it will always be a hilarious concept.