Bruce Assman

Retired ironworker local 263 Fort Worth, Texas. righteous family man, state champion ‘87, formerly 18 months smoke free, firearms enthusiast, dope survivor

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Sorry boys, going to have to take it easy tonight. Doctor’s orders

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@HaterReport

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@WheresMyHugGuy @espn Is that Jordan Walsh on the right?

[Mick @BigBucket007]

Early high school I told a girl my doctor said I had a “grown man’s cock” during my checkup. Didn’t work

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@MrKrabstheMan @yeesus113 @notjosh182

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@WorldWideWob Just reserved him a private room at Rick’s Cabaret

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Jalen Brunson in Game 1:

38 PTS (15 in 4Q)
5 REB
6 AST
3 STL

Led the largest playoff comeback in franchise history.

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Jalen Brunson with the ball looking for Harden in the 4th/OT:

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

bout that time

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@LegionHoops Scott Foster legacy game incoming

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@KnicksCentral Who forgets Tyson Chandler? Is this Knicks lore written for 13 year olds as the target audience?

[New York Post Sports @nypostsports]

How many times did Joel Embiid fall to the floor in the Knicks series? 👀

We went through all three games he played and grabbed them.

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@talkitout2022 @Fanimal_ Of course he won’t. He’s an absolute clown

https://t.co/KgDaR967Bb

[Fanimal @Fanimal_]

Knicks are giving us the belt tonight. Those dummies will run their mouth and will be great when the Sixers win in 6

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@MadewellP22 @Fanimal_ Okay I gotta apologize. I just realized who I’m arguing with and kind of just feel bad now. It’s not your fault

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@MadewellP22 @Fanimal_ You trying to work a Google search

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@MadewellP22 @Fanimal_ What the fuck are you talking about

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@MadewellP22 @Fanimal_ Never beating the illiterate allegations

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@MadewellP22 @Fanimal_ Buddy both my photos are showing 14-15. Not 15-16. You guys down in Philly really all are retarded

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@MadewellP22 @Fanimal_ You were trying to lose and the Knicks were still worse and packed the arena. My point is you’re the true front runners. Y’all sound pathetic