Bruce Cornelius

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, I present to you the Sean Bean Bastard Collection.

Sound up, bastards.

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

EXCL: George Cottrell transferred $2m to his mother days before her donations to Reform UK.

Sources say Fiona Cottrell told bankers the transfers, received 24-72 hours before her donations to the party, came from her son.

Another important scoop from @Annaisaac

https://t.co/K8k8D2jqSN

[Helen Lewis @helenlewis]

I'm in awe of how sociopathic this comes off. What if I... actually enjoy talking to my family about their lives and interests?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Like clockwork, he takes something over, ruins it, gets bored and then moves along. Everything he touches dies.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

All you need to know

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

The FIFA is not a private equity fund. It is an association with statutes, regulations, and a fiduciary responsibility to protect the global game. If you sell football's crown jewels to private investors, you also sell part of the game – especially its soul. Money matters, but it must never become everything. #FIFA #Football #GianniInfantino

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

An offshore company controlled by Roman Abramovich paid £6m to Eden Hazard's agent, and the Club paid £1m that was undisclosed.

According to both the Premier League and the FA, there was no sporting advantage to a career at Chelsea for Hazard (who did not benefit financially from these payments).

Purchase price £32m
Sale price £130m
Appearances 352
Goals 110
Assists 92

During that time

2 x Premier League titles
1 x FA Cup
1 x League Cup
2 x Europa League

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

We Live in Hell.

[Chris Wheeler @ChrisWheelerDM]

Arsene Wenger could have used his influence and intelligence to keep Gianni Infantino's rampant egotism in check. Instead he's become a silent stooge to the FIFA president https://t.co/BpZ2O8tkr4 via @MailSport

[Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot]

Hear me out - Keir Starmer for FIFA president.

Loves the game, loves flags, loves rules, loves jetting around the world.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

I’ve just gone LARGE on The Cook Islands to win the FIFA 2030 World Cup with @paddypower

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

That’s absolutely ridiculous. 😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Seems legit.

[Mamadou Gaye @RealMamadouGaye]

#Gianni Infantino FIFA President
Your private investment plan is the best 👌 for #CAF and the world.
You are a world genius. You deserve the Nobel Peace Prize ✌️ 👏

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

When I was updating the Price of Football second edition, submitted a chapter that was rejected by the publisher. Currently writing the third edition and I'll perhaps give it another go?

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

The question now is not whether Infantino’s divisive plan survives. It can’t. The question now is whether Infantino himself survives as FIFA president. He shouldn’t.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

@BBCSport £10m fine for 74 breaches works out as £135k per breach.

That will learn them.

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

The sad thing is that these stories will inevitably undermine the sanctity of the FIFA Peace Prize.

[Dom Farrell @DomFarrell1986]

That anti Curry Mile ticket is a tough sell in Manchester, chief.

What else were you standing against? Oasis? Football? Big coats?