inspector Clouzot

farts are funny

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@Variety @vurvey A I think this ad is dumb

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Sometimes someone says something so intensely French that you need to smoke a cigarette

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@BurialMagazine Put me in coach

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@WillTheLandMan @A24 Smoking that noclip kush

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@stoolpresidente Thats Chris Griffin, that’s Mr robot chicken, Mr Scott evil, say his name stool boy. Seth fucking Green

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

So glad they cured cancer

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

I used AI to turn the JP Morgan sex scandal into a 90s Wall Street thriller, with fruit.

[vince @vincestaples]

“crip linear” GO DIE CRACKAAAA

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@THR Horrible article

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@THR I once saw a rat scurrying down the aisle here while watching killers of the flower moon. Glad I’ll get to see that rat again some day

[HamNCheddar @HamNCheddar]

Saying "Rabid Ultra Zionist Pigs" is NOT antisemitic. My perspective as a certified jew who's been raised Jewish, been bar mitzvah'd, and enjoys the occasional Matzah with horseradish:

The whole entire reason the ADL exists these days is to conflate Zionism with Judaism in an effort to make it more difficult to criticize Israel and it's genocidal actions. Doing so under their propagandized concept of what it means to be a Jew makes it so you can label anti Zionists as antisemites. Directly from the ADL website under the "ADL and Israel" section, they claim that distortions and activism that delegitimize Israel are antisemitic.

Every single day I went to hebrew school when I was brought up, Israel was shoved down our throats as this Jewish utopia that can do no wrong and only wants peace. But they don't tell us about the nakbah. They don't give any account of Palestinians living in the Lavant before 1948. They didn't teach us about ANY of Zionism's misgivings and just swept them under the rug. Then they parade you around Israel on a birthright trip to make you feel a deep connection between being Jewish and being in this place. They bring you to the literal border with Gaza to show you who your enemies are and stage some weak presentation in the west bank to show you how "peaceful" we are with Palestinians on the other side of a legit apartheid wall.

It took meeting real Palestinians with real life experience and comparing those stories to the actual video evidence you see of apartheid and genocide to absolutely lose any respect for Zionism and the entire project it is attempting to realize. If criticizing Zionism for genocide and Zionists for their lack of ability to open their fucking eyes to what they represent makes you antisemitic, then what am I? I grew up celebrating rosh hashanah, yom kippur, sukkot, hanukkah, purim, passover, the lot. Still do for some of these even in my 30s. I still feel a very cultural, ethnic, and believe it or not even sometimes spiritual connection with Judaism as it is a deep seated part of who I am. And Zionism makes me sick. Am I an antisemite? Watch all the comments that call me a self hating jew. Watch all these "no true scotsman" people try to delegitimize me and my experience as a Jew all because I don't support a genocidal ideology.

Fuck twitch and Dan Clancy for bending the knee to the ADL. Criticizing people who accept this conflation of concepts without using their own eyes and brains is fair and legitimate.

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@nastyagornaya Great photos! What camera and stock did you use? How’d you do the the double exposure?

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

@LauraLoomer you look like someone put mrs potato head in the microwave for 7 hours

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

@RepLuna A subpoena? Yawn. I'm an experienced federal litigator and would be happy to explain to Rep. Luna, who's not a lawyer, that civilians can't "leak classified intel," and that you can't "doxx" someone by posting their own online biography.

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@Columned_ Cried at the finale

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@WillTheLandMan Fave Chinese place?

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@Srirachachau Watch it please

[inspector Clouzot @Bruce_343]

@BrianLongFilms @worldofreel Yeah the second season of the original British show