Bruharris

Dock boy now living in chester, sausage enthusiast, civil engineer by day, wild nutter by night

[Oasis World Fan Page @oasisworld_]

NOEL AND LIAM GALLAGHER ONCE GOT INTO A FIST FIGHT OVER THEIR FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG:

“The thing is with Liam, you just get into trouble all the time. When you're 27, that's brilliant. But there comes a time when you can't be arsed anymore. I had a fight - a fight! - with him about the best Christmas song,

We were in a pub and someone goes, 'best Christmas single of all time? “Merry Xmas Everybody”, Slade'. He goes 'What do you fuckng mean? What about John Lennon “War Is Over”?' Who sings that at parties? That escalated into a fist fight in the car park. My kids were like 'Why's daddy got a black eye?' 'He was fighting with uncle Liam.' 'What about?' 'Christmas songs'. I won't be that guy any more.”

#Oasis

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

Apparently he's lovely on an aeroplane

[Oasis Planet @OasisPlanet_]

Noel Gallagher on the worst possible psychological torture

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

Ah another columbian in, can always pop round

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🇨🇴 BREAKING:

Cristian Orozco will ARRIVE in England in the next days to complete his move to Manchester United! #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

[Noel Gallagher Updates @noelcrave]

🚨 BREAKING: Noel Gallagher has been spotted in an ancient Yucatán temple, reportedly searching for the true end date of the Mayan calendar

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

Holiday map sorted! #BringTheBangers

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

If Sir Alex can be taken out, then NO ONE IS SAFE at @ManUtd - anyone can get it now. Ineos sending a message to ANYONE at the club?!?

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

These politicians better pull their arse in gear and sort this right out! I ain't moved back from half way round the world to teach my kids the importance of a good breakfast for this! IT'S NOT WELL TIDY!!! #dontmakebruangry!!!

https://t.co/0U8rlqTDgj

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

Smashing it Harvey!! 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

There better be a fully stocked catering carriage with sausages and brown sauce!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Katie Price's son Harvey sets Guinness World Record https://t.co/jsGACONvMk

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

@TimHeneghan shame because I had a eat for free scam going up there https://t.co/QLyTjJhJrS

https://t.co/U5fl5kpcCB

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Comic Roy 'Chubby' Brown asked not to return to venue https://t.co/Az9rMwTzG5

[The Super Mario Galaxy Movie @supermariomovie]

The official teaser trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie is here!

❤️ this tweet to Power-Up with exclusive updates from #SuperMarioMovie !

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

@neilphillips27 I hear the big presentation is tonight

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

@rossfortune01 There should be four!

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

Banging article!

"'I tried sausages from Aldi, Asda, Tesco, and Morrisons - and found a new favourite' - Mirror Online" https://t.co/v1TRPc4WrT

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

It’s time x

[Swansea City AFC @SwansOfficial]

🎮 We've got two copies of @EASPORTSFIFA to give away!

To be in with a chance of winning either the PS5 or Xbox version, simply like and retweet this post!

#FIFA22

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

The perfect man for the job!

BBC journalist Phil McCann's name sparks jokes on social media as he reports from a petrol station in Stockport

https://t.co/d4mz8MsvLb

[Phil McCann @phi1mccann]

Today has been…

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

@neilphillips27 That new waffle place still causing carnage, imagine if it was a greasy spoon

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

@tommyhen1 @talkSPORT Oh no! Bet you were eating humble pie in the morning!

[Bruharris @Bruharris]

@tommyhen1 @talkSPORT Heavy night? Take it you slept in a pavement rather than a bed! A full English will sort you