Conium maculatum/ Poisonous Hemlock. The most infamous poisoning by hemlock is attributed to the Greek philosopher Socrates, who chose a hemlock drink as his preferred means of death😳. Any of the umbellifer family of plants with red dots on the stem is best left well alone!
A Roe Deer had been hit & dead on the roadside this morning on way back to Office, checked it still warm so had it away before it got squashed by other traffic, bit of a job having just finished nightshift 😳 better to use the free meat than just let it Rot !
Nearly lost my hob last night - did a runner over the fields. Funnily enough he ended up in a shooter's back garden, who then offered me a local ferretting permission
Feminists are all for gender neutral toilets, until they have to go in straight after Big Dave from Sales has just pushed out a merciless post-20 pints and vindaloo paint-peeling pebbledasher