Matthew Thompson

If my life were a book it would be called Horizontally Challenged: The Fatter Side Of Being Skinny

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@AdultingADHD Yes, it's very tim Burton style graphics (if you like that) but the gameplay is unique, and it's not a very long so good for us with short attention spans haha

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@WestMids_CA @BirminghamPride @MayorWestMids Oh, that's me, hey 👋🏻👋🏻

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@BBCNews Seeing just the headline, i expected this to story to be about you @daveC_ 🤣🤣

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@williamhanson @sextedmyboss it’s búckèt dear!!

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@Cassiesmyth @daveC_ 🤣

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@Startboii1 I’m 35, what’s that in gay years? 😅

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@gigsandtours @EmmaBunton Birmingham please 😁

[Tyler 🌿 @TaKarnage]

I know monogamy doesn’t seem to be the norm in gay relationships now, but if you’re in a monogamous relationship and don’t think it is for you, please please PLEASE talk to your partner rather than cheating. Shit hurts.

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@ellesbelles94 Thanks! Was planning to sit near the exit too!

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@ellesbelles94 i've booked to see Jayde Adams and Showstoppers on the same night - it leaves me with 10 minutes to get between shows. I presume you did the same, booked both on the same night? was it do-able?

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@aminshams___ https://t.co/j5RfAhQQzx

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’ve just been asked in a job interview if I used lockdown “to pursue any passion projects or personal development.”

[Lois @loisoliviaj]

you don't know rock bottom if you haven't spent 4 hours filling out an aldi/lidl job application only to be regrettably informed

[Hunter @ihunbun]

I hate looking out of windows at night because I have such a random fear I’ll vaguely see a face staring in

[Davina McCall @ThisisDavina]

I am so desperately sad to hear about Nikki Graham x my thoughts are with her friends and family xx she really was the funniest , most bubbly sweetest girl x❤️❤️❤️💔

[Big Brother Canada @BigBrotherCA]

Our hearts break for the loss of Nikki Grahame.

Nikki will forever be a beloved part of the Big Brother family. Rest in peace. ♥

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@Katescraggs84 Looks like a sandwich danny made... 😬

[Matthew Thompson @Brumlad87]

@daveC_ @wendygriff64 Next time you get one of those “its the flu” people, say “you think the flu is real?” and watch them freak out 🤣