Brutal honesty

Welcome to the wonderful world of honesty. Now in living color.

[Absolutely Reliable @coasterrumors]

Maybe Intamin shouldn’t have moved into the parade business https://t.co/I4pN1Z1Kiz

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@RCTTIPS Now hiring: ride ops and maintenance at cp to replace those who have gotten the Monty python credits treatment after the “light bump”

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Blah, blah, blah. Random tweet. #returntoyourlives

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CP is putting in another ride that won’t be able to run in high winds. Film at 11

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@RCTTIPS CP hasn't been a value since 1986.

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@JohnMPasternak I hate to tell you but we've been doing that for a long time.

[Fake Theme Park @FakeThemePark]

Allowed, but only on water rides. RT @mooseherd: @FakeThemePark moose? (cute ones) ???

[Fake Theme Park @FakeThemePark]

We'd like to thank all our Santa Claus performers and politely ask them to please just leave the park.

[Fake Theme Park @FakeThemePark]

Ride Ops, please set the Chaos Coaster wait time to "300,000 years."

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@JohnMPasternak if you say splosion one more time, there'll be no stopping the beating.

[Fake Theme Park @FakeThemePark]

Great ready for a big holiday weekend, Cast Members! REMEMBER CHRISTMAS CHEER IS MANDATORY AS REQUIRED IN YOUR UNION CONTRACT.

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@RCTTIPS We've heard rumors that CP will close the toll plaza opening day and fill the causeway with cars. And then delete it.

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@RCTTIPS if you aren't lying, there will be pain

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They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it, Marty!

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@JohnMPasternak they've decided to close all roads to your home for the next 3 months for a project that takes 12 hours workin 2 days per wk

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@JohnMPasternak & #ohio http://t.co/HiExF38e and be BRUTALLY HONEST!! (first time I've had to actually say it)

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@CedarPtWildcat didn't we try to warn disaster transport about the leaving in 12 (12E) thing.

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@RCTTIPS I'm excited about less rides

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@JohnMPasternak just got told bad.

[Fake Theme Park @FakeThemePark]

It's Memorial Day Weekend! Cast Members, please welcome our new summer hires by mercilessly crushing their youthful innocence!