hope remained. Even the kids got involved—there was actual household buzz around Dad’s new era of style.
Then it arrived.
And there it was: a £50 jacket made entirely from what can only be described as *polyester with digestive issues*. It looked like someone tried to iron it
ventured into the murky depths of the internet and chose a website so sketchy it probably has dial-up. And he didn’t mention a word until *after* he clicked "Place Order." Bold.
We waited. He beamed. I sighed. I gently warned him that this might not end in fashion glory. Still,
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