Bryan Beltran

Husband to @cyndiamor || Reformed || MMA || Tejano || Me/Vale

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@RealCandaceO You goofy broad

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@SirajAHashmi an L for the G’s 😥

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@FrontRowBrian Tub of cringe

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@TheDemocrats

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

CIA agents watching you upload your fingerprints to ChatGPT

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@clarencehilljr Reminiscing about Epstein island.

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Amazon MGM Studios @AmazonMGMStudio]

Just like the old one. But newer.

Spaceballs: The New One is coming only to theaters April 23, 2027.

[Ryan Denton @TexasPreacher]

Ironically, Rome/EO & the happy-clappy megachurch are two sides of the same coin. One uses incense, icons, vestments, and repetitive chant. The other uses lights, loud music, and polished production. Strip it all down, and they both run on the same juice: aesthetics and atmosphere used to generate a false sense of encounter with God, and galling eisegesis. One calls it mystery, the other a “move of the Spirit.” Either way, people are carried along by something carnal & external.

The one side kisses wooden pictures and bows down to statues; the other sways to technicolor lights & music. But both deploy pragmatism & both bank on the laity not knowing their Bibles when it comes to proper worship. Both appeal to the flesh. Both are centers of pomp, glitter, & idolatry. Two sides of the same coin.

[BNO News @BNONews]

NEW: NASA releases images of Earth setting behind the Moon and the Moon eclipsing the Sun taken from lunar orbit during Artemis II

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@KatTimpf Peeping toms are furious!

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@RealCandaceO Ahhh shaddup

[ESPN @espn]

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅

USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@jamestalarico Temu Beto

[Netflix @netflix]

Two MMA legends are coming to Netflix.

RONDA ROUSEY vs. GINA CARANO
Saturday May 16
LIVE only on Netflix
#RouseyCarano

[Bryan Beltran @BryBeltran]

@redsteeze I can wait for the 🎶You down with AOC? yeah you know me🎶 tiktoks.

[here’s something @ive_arc]

This was the greatest moment in legal history