Canada's New Fentanyl Czar

Since becoming Canada's new fentanyl czar, I've lowered imports to a fraction of an ounce. Done and done.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@EricLDaugh Holy shit! The Lee fucking Greenwood? How the fuck was he even available on such short notice?

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@JoJoFromJerz Most versions of the bible are clear on adultery. But the DJT version (Ex 20:14) states "Thou shalt not commit adultery unless your lady just popped one out and she a bit of a mess, you know, down there - then all bets are off."

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@funtomvids They take a statement from a specific group & label them "foreign terrorists", a blanket term that covers all non-white protesters. Hate turbans? Think Arabs against genocide should "go home"? Or people of Chinese descent are agents of the CCP? Your views are welcome among Cons.

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@KerryLynneFindl @bobdylan you OK with your music being used for this?
I think a cease & desist is in order.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@Roman_Baber @MarkJCarney Please cite a single example of a single Liberal accusing Jews of genocide.
You can't.
Because you're a lying shitbag.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@funtomvids The reason they built so few houses when #PanderinPete was in charge is because every time they would set up the frame, he'd show up and start fondling the wood, bringing construction to a halt.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@Bratt_world Why? Because their AI is produced for quantity, not quality.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@LucasSa56947288 She needs to do a duet with the "Kiss my fish" guy from the Trump Superbowl halftime show.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@Junipersbestyet @mmpadellan Sorry your feelings got triggered by facts, you beta snowflake. Need a safe space?

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@TheJasonPugh He blames the incumbent and the media - throw in blaming trans people and he'd be hitting the Trump hat trick!
Also, goes without saying that Poilievre always speaks about himself (As PM, I would...) whereas Carney always talks about we (We're moving forward... we're investing..)

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@RightWingWatch At least he doesn't drink his own pee.
Todd Starnes drinks his own pee.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@That_Bebbzy_Guy @PfParks The general election cost $13 M.
But employed only 13 K.
Referendum will employ 60-90 K.
14 hr day (6 hrs @ time + 1/2 = 17hrs) x $25/hr x 60 K worker = $25.5 M. Salaries alone.
Reading comprehension skills ultimate faceplant. Can only absorb 1-2 points from an article.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@MAGAVoice Dear MAGA Voice,

I don't give a shit what you filthy poor dumb fucks think. I got your vote, now I don't need you. My family & I have made over $4 billion so far AND WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Sincerely,
President Donald J. Trump

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@Chicago1Ray That's the saddest lineup since the karaoke Superbowl halftime show. SAD!
Thank you for your attention on this matter.

[Canada's New Fentanyl Czar @BryCasey]

@EricLDaugh This is the delusion of the cult. Only Trumpettes will watch this.
Will Kid Rock repeat his karaoke performance from the Superbowl?
Imagine being such a Ω-list "musician" that you're so desperate to perform, you' be willing to do it if someone pays your transport! BWAHAHA! SAD!

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@Chicago1Ray Hilarious watching beta cuck MAGA snowflakes melt down into cancel culture rants. SAD!
Cry harder & cope on!
Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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@Strandjunker The most basic prerequisite to being masculine is to be in control of one's bodily function, as pooping in one's pants is something that babies do, not grown men. The Pedofuhrer is incontinent.

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@BrilynHollyhand This dude is ugly as fuck. He looks like a vampire. Hate has aged him terribly.

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@GregAbbott_TX Neither of you play basketball. Why is Pedo President Poopy Pants sitting in the key?
This AI is total garbage. Someone needs to get fired.

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@That_Bebbzy_Guy @PfParks @PfParks: The referendums will cost more than $50 M.
@That_Babbzy_Guy: Oh look! A squirrel!
These cons are such low-IQ muppets. All they've got is logical fallacies.