Bryan

We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@RepSpartz @IMS @FRosenqvist Home is Ukraine. Which you abandoned.

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@AnthonyAdragna The fact that @RepSpartz never votes for this should be a red flag. How can you trust someone that abandons thier birth country ?

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@RepLangworthy Amazing work Congressman

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@ChalupaOverlord @TheOneNGK Leave her alone

[OddStats @OddStats]

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

You know those terrifying charts that show how "right now" looks sorta like some scary time in the past? Well, this one is a fucking doozy.

The blue line below is the most recent 67 days. The red line is statistically the single most similar 67 day period in stock market history...early Summer 1929. I shit you fucking not.

And you're thinking..."hey, we still have time until it peaked back then." Sure do. And when does that 1929 peak correspond to 2026?

How about *exactly* July OpEx (7/17/26).

HELP ME, ODDSTATS. I'M SCARED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Panic. That's what. Freak the absolute fuck out and sell everything. Buy as many puts as you can.

Be afraid, be very afraid.
They're heeee-ere.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.
You'll believe an elephant can fly.

But seriously, remember that as scary as this is, 1929 was very different from today. Only men were allowed to trade stocks then. Electricity and the female orgasm hadn't even been invented yet.

We'll probably be fine this time. Maybe.

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@RealSimpleAriel My red flag is that MAG7 has been trading like banks stocks.

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@david_a_thigpen @Liathetrader Oh those feelings should be real 😂

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@liberconss @PollTracker2024 No Israel is trumps boss.

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@brokebackUSA @TMZ You’re such a little bitch

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@PMastersMusic Throwing hate, when you’re are walking around with an ugly fucken mug like that?

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@RealSimpleAriel @APompliano Did you see him on CNBC saying gold out preforms S&P every year? They just gave him the stink face.

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@PatriotBenn @NancyMace I’m tired of paying for your healthcare and retirement

[Orm @orm0nde]

The most islamophobic shitposter on this website would struggle to come up with something like this

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@patmccormick @JamesTate121 How about getting that rusty old shit out of the Oval Office ?

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@tonysimone @theanimalvoters @ALDF But we are okay with 20,000 beagles in Marshall Farms being raised for lab tests?

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@AaronRentfrew 2 then 4

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@Qxinzi9 @rebelfreebird1 @ZelenskyyUa Yes. But has he won a soccer peace prize?

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@easygravy @ZelenskyyUa Low IQ post

[NSF - NASASpaceflight.com @NASASpaceflight]

Blue Origin's New Glenn just blew up at LC-36 while attempting to Static Fire ahead of NG-4.

https://t.co/tANS0dWyIH

[Bryan @Bryan805]

@legen_eth If you need a politician to tell you to buy MRVL, you should let someone else manage your money