HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
You know those terrifying charts that show how "right now" looks sorta like some scary time in the past? Well, this one is a fucking doozy.
The blue line below is the most recent 67 days. The red line is statistically the single most similar 67 day period in stock market history...early Summer 1929. I shit you fucking not.
And you're thinking..."hey, we still have time until it peaked back then." Sure do. And when does that 1929 peak correspond to 2026?
How about *exactly* July OpEx (7/17/26).
HELP ME, ODDSTATS. I'M SCARED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Panic. That's what. Freak the absolute fuck out and sell everything. Buy as many puts as you can.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
They're heeee-ere.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.
You'll believe an elephant can fly.
But seriously, remember that as scary as this is, 1929 was very different from today. Only men were allowed to trade stocks then. Electricity and the female orgasm hadn't even been invented yet.
We'll probably be fine this time. Maybe.