Bryan Allain

I play a lot of mediocre golf and write books, songs, and on very rare occasions, tweets.

[Bryan Allain @bryanallain]

The only thing worse than Fox not pulling that loose ball back out with 14 seconds left to make the Knicks foul is the announcing crew not mentioning it even once. Insane game, insane ending.

[Bryan Allain @bryanallain]

@deanmcgowan @AgingRanchHand Week 1 Sun night of NFL: “Sal, you already know First Take is gonna lead with the Dart for MVP conversation tomorrow which is ridiculous on so many levels, but FanDuel has him at +1700 right now and I gotta say…” (proceeds to spend ten minutes talking about MVP in September)

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Hey @epawawx, we interrupt this Phillies barnburner to ask you what the heck is going on with weekend forecasts for the beach on different apps? Carrot weather (white background) seems to line up more with your daily video. Apple weather (blue background) is so different for Saturday thru Monday. Are they just using different models? 😜

[Justin Ray @JustinRayGolf]

@bryanallain @Daniel_Rapaport Was in 2002, everything else here checks out

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@Daniel_Rapaport According to @JustinRayGolf there was a man stranded on a sailboat in 2003 whose wife was in labor with their first child who was rooting harder for wind than JT is right now, but JT is second.

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Hey @NoLayingUp, how are your numbers compared to 2018? #Titleist #TheStackSystem #TommyLad

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@epawawx Loved the vid this AM Bobby! One contingent interested in a late week soaker are those following the PGA Champ at Aronimink in Newtown Sq, Thu - Sun. Course plays much harder firm & fast, but 2.5” by Sat would neuter it a bit. Drought aside was hoping for a dry week, but alas.

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@rBillSimmonsPod My five Bingo Card spots:

☑️ Joe M outcoached by Nurse
☑️ Not enough Baylor & Sam H
☑️ Free Space
☑️ historical comp for PHL as sleeping giant
☑️ birthday bond with Z over losing

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@BillSimmons I think we need a scorigami account dedicated to LeBron P/R/A stat lines.

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@Mike_kim714 Apologies if someone has already asked this but can a player who goes Hammer Time stay on the property through the end of the tourney and continue to use the golf facilities? Appreciate the insight!

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@PGATOURSMartin Hard to believe he would be The Cam the way Mr. Smith was playing a few years ago.

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@GAofPhilly Love this!

Question for you guys: how does it work when a club’s 1 team is in a lower division than their 2 team? Don’t think I’ve ever seen that? Meadia Hghts 2 is in C, but MH1 is in D. Do the better players play on Team 1 in Division D?

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@GAofPhilly 👀

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@RickTheule Going to sleep so I can wake up and type. 😆

[Bryan Allain @bryanallain]

@markcecchini Have this nightmare once a year but it’s usually high school, not college.

[Bryan Allain @bryanallain]

@KylePorterNS Always wondered if they were ever in talks with The Ringer.

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@epawawx My parents live right in the middle of that yellow band - Swansea, MA - and as of 4pm they have 30” and counting!

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@mfinneygolf I’ve got an incredibly flawed, steep, lagless swing, but messing around with the “pull the grip off the club” feel last year instantly took my driver CHS from 103 to 108 consistently. Still messing around with it.

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@jamierkennedy Love seeing The Weeknd in the Top 5! #starboy

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@JasonRomano Sorry to hear that Jason. I know the power of prayer in the darkest valley. Lifting you all up and asking God to come near and bring waves of peace and hope amid the grief.