Bryan Belknap

Putting my pants on one leg at a time since 1979.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Joy turns to despair as Talking Heads: Stop Making Sense 2LP I ordered in April arrived with identical discs. Hey, #rhino #talkingheads, do you happen to have an extra side 3 and 4 so I can hear the whole concert? #firstworldproblems

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Johnny Cash was known for love... but I have no doubt he will rise from the grave to smash his guitar in Kane Brown’s face.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Somebody needed a copy editor

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Methinks #UnitedAirlines is built for the compact of stature.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Fully expecting pterodactyls to come flying out of this thing.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Color me suspicious.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Oooo. They have b AND s.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

20 years ago today, I lost my virginity. Oh, and I got married too.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

It’s a terrible day in the neighborhood. #oscarnoms

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Oscar continues their streak of getting it wrong.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

I hope James Ivory wins the jet ski.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

My heart goes out to the family of Mr. Manson at this time.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Never has media bias been more egregious than https://t.co/HH2MDDv8u6 reporting the passings of Charles Manson and “actor who played Bill Cosby’s dad” before the legendary #MelTillis

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

@JRogerDavis And people would learn to spell "y'all."

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Moonlight was not the best picture this year, but that was the best #Oscars ending ever.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

So I guess even voice actors have to be hot now. #Oscars

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Someone send help! My son is holding me hostage talking about Pokémon!

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

Absolutely everything changes in the world except the design of a public school bus.

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

We say "It's not like it's rocket science." What do rocket scientists say in that situation? "It's not like trying to explain our job."

[Bryan Belknap @BryanBelknap]

This sobering anniversary always reminds me of the depths of the human spirit's wicked depravity as well as its astonishing resilient hope.