Jen Gia

Fluent in sarcasm, hyperbole, randomness. Life is comedy.

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Create a gum that all 5 dentists will like. #BetterKickstarters @midnight

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@gutsheadsplit @chartlivie Dethroned how?

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@DarrigoMelanie The actual structure of the lake will be waterproof. Hope that helps! Enroll in any available school and start reading.

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@harryjsisson Were you excited about school busses like Kamala? Calm down.

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@krassenstein @13Heroes How do you know? You don’t even know who is running.

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@rosebud2252 @shes_rADIAnt A nice lady? What does that have to do with Kamala?

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@Colonel_Myway @chicksonright you have to see this.

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@JustinKammler12 @RNCResearch @TMZ That isn’t the point. The point is, Bernie acts like he’s above the elites but he’s one of them.

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@beyvoodooo Oh no! Not an album single?? How are you surviving?

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@looksbizarre It’s disturbing to me when people judge other people’s Christmas trees.

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@chadmercer30 @JebraFaushay Do you…do you not know the word “heir”?

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@krassenstein When costs are inflated, everything will look like record sales. Pick up an Econ book.

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@Ally_Sammarco First they are in a cult, now they’re not culty enough. Ok Ally.

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@dan_raga @JackPosobiec @Commish_Schmidt They’re there today. The polls are open today. They’re voting today. Hope that helps.

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@hanalyst Did you finish the end of the 10th episode? I feel like they both offered big sacrifices to the other.

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@bessbell Is there something wrong with men wearing eyeliner? You’re very intolerant.

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@ConfusedScalpel @sillygirl_101 @douglaskarr @GoodPoliticGuy A simple Google search says that there are 6,101 Shake Shack employees. Let’s say those two execs give up their entire paycheck. 5 million/6,101 (estimate) - each employee receives an annual bonus of $820. Yes. Problem solved.

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@loser_bator @a_dirty_Shisno @SubRosaParks @__neosama__ @PaulSkallas The script said to aim at the camera woman?

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@nolimeeetangere She’s been an active performer for 18 years. Calm down.

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@hanalyst Balki! Loved him in Perfect Strangers.

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@ijustgoslower Ugh I just HATE when a musical references an earlier song or melody for thematic purpose. It’s so lazy.