Bryan Larson

we can’t have too much fun

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

New year, new me.

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

Just saw @TimJDillon at Gotham and he stopped his set halfway thru to recruit audience members to fight in the Ukraine

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

@kneesovertoesg you may have addressed in an interview that I haven’t seen - but do you have a POV on walking on an incline on the treadmill backwards vs dead mill?

[Max Abrahms @MaxAbrahms]

Don’t forget Trump’s racism over this Covid policy was the news story at the time.

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

@notanthony312 Aaaaawwwwwwayys love that one!

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

Just got on Insta and my ratio is LIT

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Winning this election should be easy for @TheDemocrats. Just be less crazy than Donald Trump. Are you guys seriously struggling with this?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[handing out candy bars]

Trick or Treater: aw man, why not king size

Me, 5’2” and weeping: a King can be any size

[dylan paris @poppop_paris]

Joker dance like nobody’s watching

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

The folks with @HormelFoods partnered with Adam Thielen, donating 10 yds of chili for every rec. yd. tonight.

Unfortunately, the Vikings WR was ruled out. But Hormel is assuming he would have had 100 yards.

1000 yards of chili = 6000 meals for hungry kids in state of Minnesota.

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

Tulsi getting alotttttt of play out of this Hillary thing....

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

.@HillaryClinton, your foreign policy was a disaster for our country and the world. It’s time for you to acknowledge the damage you have caused and step down from your throne. https://t.co/r95HYvTjML

[Julian Popov @julianpopov]

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

[Adam Kinzinger @RepKinzinger]

Wow. We bombed our own base on purpose, because of the impulsive decision by @realDonaldTrump didn’t leave time to evacuate the right way. Is this the America you grew up believing in?

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

This is insane.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Sen. Romney on US troop withdrawal from northern Syria:

"Turkey let us know what they were going to do. This is not a surprise. Everybody told the administration what would happen ... The reality is what's happening in Syria is a result of our decision."

[Rep. Dan Crenshaw @RepDanCrenshaw]

Yesterday:
- Kurdish politician and civilians executed on the roadside by Turkish supported Free Syrian Army
- Almost 1,000 ISIS families escape holding camp
- Potential war between Turkey and Syria/Russia/Syrian Democratic Forces

All a direct result of our withdrawal.

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

News agency Reuters reports the Kurdish-led administration in northern Syria says 785 people affiliated with I.S. have escaped the Ain Issa camp following shelling by Turkey

[Jay Nordlinger @jaynordlinger]

I believe that, if a D were president, R’s would see how horrifying what we’ve done in Syria is. And D’s, in general, would be looking away or reciting excuses. It’s amazing what power those little letters have — D and R. Pardon my cynicism. But I’m speaking from experience.

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

MoldMan is forever grasping with his moral compass.... his human urge to cleanse, and his parasitic urge to infect! (2/2)

[Bryan Larson @BryanLarson3]

What’s your Marvel/DC villain origin story? Mine is MoldMan.... a few beer pong games with no clean up session leads to a mold explosion in hapless Bryan’s apartment. As he desperately attempts to combat the Mold consumes him....(1/2)