Bryant Roux

‘If you can’t do logic and can’t understand irony, you might prefer to stop following me on Twitter’-Bio stolen from one of Richard Dawkins’ tweets.

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Trying to report a crime with @SAPoliceService Claremont police station wants me to report in Rondebosch and Rondebosch wants me to return to Claremont. How do I find out where I’m supposed to report. More like #SAPSNoService

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@TashJoeZA And therefore worthy of its own Monty Python sketch.

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@TashJoeZA Or mothman’s nemesis#

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@watkykjy @mahasharampedi 10 toddlers by now

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@trickytaipei @taiwanreporter Open the back door, crawl across back seat, exit via other back door and then cross street, leaving both doors wide open for the next pedestrian - easy!

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@antonyaltbeker @TomEatonSA Except when the subtitles read, “🎵dramatic music playing”.

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The remote is ALWAYS under the dog! But which dog?

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@TashJoeZA Allow some prat in a German sedan or SUV to use the gap to cut me off.

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I just re-read this book while on holiday at the Red Sea. It’s been 8 years since the first time and it’s even more compelling, moving, funny and terrifying the second time around. This is one I’m never lending out! Thanks @TomEatonSA for The Wading.

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@Rockydogmd1 @EruditeElf @vixnbox @RyanMarino Doesn’t even rhyme with bomb.

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@MaxduPreez Maybe their salaries should be linked to the median household income in South Africa and not compared to countries with higher GDP and lower GINI co-efficients. May incentivise actually doing something useful for their money.

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@adenk93 @wonderofscience The same way it goes into your stomach if you drink water while standing on your head. Peristalsis is stronger than gravity anyway- that’s why you can vomit.

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Wordle 361 4/6

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@SquidgeRugby @QuadrupleIs Same thing

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@Gmdi33 @Yankees Run. It’s what back doors are for!

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@adamc1983 @whstancil @TimmyTimTom5 Having a gun in your hand doesn’t stop a bullet.

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@LadyZaa @kosmikastaway We’re doing nouns tomorrow

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@RoryPetzer @biobot And the exposure!

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@AviweN__ Isn’t that the mother of the decuplets?

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@Peashoo35237843 @TrevorGeo @Our_DA No just the 100m.