Bryce Counts

5x recipient of the prestigious “World’s Greatest Dad” coffee mug (3x consecutively).

[Bryce Counts @BryceCounts]

@Jonathan_Conley @saveoursheriff @vcrqueenjen Also, from the officer’s own cell phone video, you can see her turning her wheel away from him (which means he could see that too). He murdered her and then called her a fucking bitch. Hope your wife/mother/sister is never in that situation, bud.

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@Jonathan_Conley @saveoursheriff @vcrqueenjen Officers cannot stand in front of a vehicle and manufacture their own “I feared for my life” situation. Case law and department policies are very clear on that. But thanks for trying, bud.

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@JakeLang You’re lucky to still be alive. Try that shit again and I don’t think they’ll spare you the next time. Looks like your eyes hurt from crying. You aren’t built for this, and what happened yesterday proved it. Go learn wood carving or something.

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@RepBaumgartner @grok There was congressional authorization you dumb fuck.

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@JDVance Keep talking James David. You guys lied about this incident from the jump. There will be a state level criminal case at some point (maybe after you lose in 2028) and your Twitter posts will not be helpful for your ICE agent.

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@saveoursheriff @vcrqueenjen So dog bites man is excessive force but shooting someone in the face isn’t? Just stop, man. You’re trying so hard to use your brain and you’re obviously not very good at it.

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@saveoursheriff I think you’re going to get recalled soon. You might want to dust off the resume.

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@saveoursheriff When they offer you a warm shower, don’t question their motives. The more you comply, the easier it will be for everyone. Do I have that right, Sheriff Swank?

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@saveoursheriff When cops try to violate your rights, just comply. When they tell you to put your phone down, just comply. When they tell you to get on the train, do so quietly and don’t question where they are taking you….

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@mrdrsabin @saveoursheriff Thanks for the fan fiction, champ. I’ve seen the videos and they don’t support anything you said.

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@StevenCheung47 @StevenCheung @smerconish You’ve got 75 lbs of fat sitting on the back of your neck, Steven. Get off OnlyFans and go see a doctor, you disgusting, subhuman piece of shit.

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@StevenCheung This whole thing was staged and you know it. Sorry your mother doesn’t love you, but I also don’t blame her. You’re fucking hideous.

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@StevenCheung47 @StevenCheung Hilarious- Steven your fugly, fat, rancid ass hasn’t been within 50 feet of a woman. Even cucks have a higher status than you. You’re a fucking mongoloid.

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@StevenCheung Steven Cheung is anti-abortion because if his mother had a choice, he would’ve been vacuumed out as soon as she saw his putrid face on the ultrasound 🤮

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@StevenCheung @PressSec @karolineleavitt If I looked like you, Steven Cheung, I would probably stop trying to insult people online. You look like you spend taxpayer time on OnlyFans.

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@GavinNewsom And you can’t wait until Texas does it first, they’ve already made the first move. CA needs to move now (regardless of whether Texas is ultimately successful in their plan). Gloves off.

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@GavinNewsom Governor- you can’t just match what Texas is doing. Trump is trying to redistrict in other states too. If they add 5 seats in Texas, you gotta add 10 Democratic seats in California. You gotta show them that they don’t want to go any further down this road!

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@RepMTG Knowing what you’re voting for is a pretty key part of your job, Marge. Maybe a little less time spent trying to “own the libs” on social media and maybe a little more time performing the key functions of the job. You don’t hate government waste; you ARE government waste.

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@PitchingNinja Rob- 2 things: (i) can we get a 2 puke overlay of his vomiting yesterday vs his vomiting in his last start before that?; and (ii) can we nickname Hunter Greene “The Vomit Comet”?