Jon Conley

Proud Satirist Against Satire
'Rights Extremist'

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.

He had won the victory over himself.

He loved Big Brother.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

They did the meme 😂

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

The Asian Communists had it halfway figured out when they just got rid of a lot of the stupids and eliminated voting.

The real fuck-up was when they rewarded the violent, loyal stupids for eliminating their fellow stupids.

Should've just purged all of the stupids, instead.

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

China is hiring the dumbest kids you knew in high school to sabotage American tech infrastructure by telling them data centers are stealing water from dehydrated African children.

~60% of data centers are air-cooled/closed loop systems. Meaning they waste no water. 95% of new data centers being built use these same cooling methods. The remaining data centers that do “waste” water are aging and require renovation/replacement. So when you stop the construction of a new waterless data center, you are actually the one causing data centers to “waste” water unnecessarily.

It’s incredible how many people are anti-data-center for reasons a quick grok search can easily debunk.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

WOKE 1 was crazy!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Democrats and Rep. AOC say they have SO MANY lawfare investigations to launch against Donald Trump's allies, she doesn't even know where to start

"There are so many CRIMINALS in this administration, it's hard to figure out the order of operations! There will be many, many, many investigations, I imagine many subpoenas." 😠

Misreading their midterm win JUST AS EXPECTED

2026 was "affordability" and "Iran war" for them, now it's "LAWYER UP" and "INVESTIGATE" as their number one priority

Told you so!

Now we start the road to the 2028 comeback

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Remember when CBS mornings interviewed the white York College students dragged off their porch and beaten by a mob of black people?

I don't either, because it never happened.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

Christians have traditionally been do-nothings when it comes to elections.

I tried - for years - to engage with them in Washington state, to help us win against Leftists, and they all told me the same thing: "We don't vote. We're not political."

Enjoy Islamofascism! ☝🏾👳🏿‍♂️

[Jack Hibbs @RealJackHibbs]

The Republic is over.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

@WeaponOutfitter Also, could we dedicate maybe 1% of compute towards finally fixing autocorrect and predictive text?

I'm racist against typos and shook that I can't edit nested posts.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

@WeaponOutfitter It's the New Gun, and every retard who doesn't realize the belongs in the cobalt mines.

I would trade 95% of my firearms for a few loaded Mac Studios to run full quant local AI.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

@captive_dreamer Looking forward to Goyper King getting gaped in prison for 30 years under the system of government he wanted and voted for! 😂👍

[Travis Couture @TravisSCouture]

Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow vets out there!

I’m deeply thankful and appreciative of your service, and the sacrifices you and your families make to ensure America remains safe and free!

Nathan Hale once said his only regret was that he had but one life to give for his country, and every veteran signed a blank check, payable up to and including their life, so that we can enjoy our freedom and liberty.

Special shout out to all my fellow submariners out there, especially my sub vets league in Bremerton! 🇺🇸⚓

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

@Jasmine_Keith Send these freaks with them.

https://t.co/cy6hu5iyhz

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: It's just been exposed that the effort to block a data center on an ABANDONED mall lot in Maryland is LINKED TO CHINESE COMMUNISTS

Imagine that.

"The Party for Socialism and Liberation took notice...that group is reportedly linked to controversial Chinese businessman Neville Roy Singham."

The CHINESE are happy with this move.

Their goal is to take every possible opportunity we get to expand our SI lead and give China an advantage.

We can't let them!

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

@DrBricktop Qween 💅🏿😻❤️

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

@Spinecloud @R89Capital You have to recapture the schools and reverse-indoctrinate kids to be intelligent hyper-patriots to the point of parody.

Replace teachers unions with aligned clankers.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

Meatball Ron, as usual, falls for the Normie Take of "they won on affordability."

They won on indoctrination.

WOKE didn't "die in Florida" — your schools are just as captured now as they were.

The new voters replacing the Boomers are Communists. It's not about "gas prices."

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Winning an election in part because gas prices are higher and then turning around and claiming a mandate for embracing climate ideology.

Stifling oil and gas production will not lower energy costs.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

Maybe this gay SF liberal retard should've spent more of his money ensuring Leftists didn't take control of the government.

Every tech investor and mogul better up their anti-Communist spending by 2,000%, or the entire AI industry and the US economy will go away with our rights.

[NIK @ns123abc]

Anthropic CEO predicts cancer, Alzheimer's, heart disease, mental illness will be cured in less than 10 years

ACCELERATE

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

WOKE 1 was crazy!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

CBS is now targeting the grandfather of the white college girl that did "monkey noises"

They're even after his auto shop

Woke is back, folks

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hakeem Jeffries says he wants to re-import DACA recipients that have already been deported and pay them.

This is the future under Democrat control.

They will always put foreigners before Americans.

[Jon Conley @Jonathan_Conley]

@BeNice2MeProd @DaveChappelle When can we expect a full blackface Chappelle impression set?

[Alex Schultz @BeNice2MeProd]

Dave Chappelle @DaveChappelle seeing this story mid-masturbating to a picture of Charlie Kirk's children crying at their father's funeral, his eyes a rich golden yellow from liver damage, 4 empty handles of tequila near his feet: "Awww, Damn man! I'm not even mad at this point. I'm just... disappointed.. 😪 White people... when are ya'll gonna do better?!" *angrily sucks a cigarette*

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

Story out of Michigan today involving Chinese people running an actual human trafficking operation out of massage parlors.

Nobody wants to have a conversation about what human trafficking and sexual exploitation actually looks like in practice, because it’s largely occurring within Asian, Hispanic, and black communities. Particularly with illegal aliens.

These people abuse and pimp out their own family members, but when the Podcast Class pretends to care about these issues it’s only in the context of MUH EPSTEIN, so that the villain remains a generic image of muh elites rather than who’s actually responsible for 99.999% of this. They cannot have that conversation because it would alienate members of the Global Town Square whose attention they’re all competing for.

Instead, they can only cast tar on “the elites” and “Donald Trump,” the latter ironically being the only person who’s actually made meaningful progress combatting these networks.