Bryce Hager

[Bryce Hager @BryceHager70]

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[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10.

Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.”

Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants.

Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked.

When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.”

Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar.

This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

Well that settles it.

[mr online @Absolunar]

gm :)

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet

[Jason Dill @TRICHERATOPS_]

How I’m watching the whole world realize Emmanuel Acho is now a Social Media analyst…

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

"He's NOT unemployed, he has 13 fantasy drafts over the next 7 weeks"

[KylesDankLibertyMemeStash @Kyle_C137]

Licking boots is licking boots, no matter who wears them.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

They said I’m the one millionth guy to have diarrhea at Newark Airport and made me take this photo

[hayden @haydendevs]

"energy drinks are bad for you"

oh yeah? why does it make my headache go away? why does the shaking stop after I've had 3 of them?

seems like a cure to me.

[Bryce Hager @BryceHager70]

I’m that guy

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

There’s a guy at work who takes a shit almost every morning - which I already don’t like, do that at home - but he comes out rubbing his belly and going “oof”. Bro I don’t need that glimpse into your gastrointestinal processes

[Jebus @Jebus]

Jokes on Epstein, turns out the state didn't have any evidence

never kill yourself

[Matt “Big D” Dongles @BigDBoneyard]

Rule #1 of manhood:
Don’t stop wiping until you see nothing but blood on the toilet paper

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

my dog this week

[Bryce Hager @BryceHager70]

Shave that damn back hair not your pits

[drew @DrewWalls10]

Men’s Hygiene 101 🧼