allergies

I can’t swim

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Untitled (flipped), by Georges Mathieu, mid-20th century, 📸 by @scottrovak

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.

[☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South @ACleverNickname]

Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward

[Sérena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

"we should charge people by the hour for the games they pla-"

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.

[will @will_nba_hater]

My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Can we please have the non-AI version of Google back? I do not want an AI summary. I do not want an AI overview. I do not want AI to read the internet for me. I want Google to show me the actual results. How do I turn this nonsense off?

[allergies @Bryce_efraimson]

Why does eating always make my stomach hurt

[allergies @Bryce_efraimson]

TACO BELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING BACK THE CHICKEN QUESORITO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!
@tacobell

[allergies @Bryce_efraimson]

2027 couldn’t come faster

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

this is much preferable to just generating some bullshit with ai

there was real love put into mark's ass

[Sydney 🇦🇺 @MuttonchopYaz]

POPE DECLARES BUTLERIAN JIHAD

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

no offense to like 80% of you but I do genuinely think I’m a better person for having never placed a bet on sports