Bryce DeGregorio

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[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

@kelseylallison @lesleyjmiracle @JonnyRunckel That is terrifying

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

My grandmas Twitter bio just made my year 👑

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

Why does it take 36 hours of sleep, 5 Powerades, Tylenol, a pedicure, Olive Garden, a large coke from McDonald’s and words of affirmation to recover from a weekend of drinking now.

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

I bet the people that broke into my car were really pissed when all they found were Starbucks wrappers and crusty change

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

Was just at the bar in slippers and sweats on a Friday night, who have a become.

[Ryan @MrFriskyTwoTime]

My personality is it being 9am and I’m thinking about dinner

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

Why did my mom send me THIS picture and caption it “sleepy girl”...........

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

My clock says 2:30 but I’m 99% sure it’s 9 AM

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

I really did just Uber eats Starbucks right to my front door...

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

One of my biggest character flaws has to be impulsively spending large amounts of money.... absolutely no self control there whatsoever

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

I’ve successfully made it from my bedroom to my couch again today... 👌🏼

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

@mirandarae_123 I have 5 here and I’ve been here for 2 months

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

Ready for thanksgiving, really been craving some stuffing.

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

@kelseylallison @__nicoleyoung 5 years ago 😭😲

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

Mentally overcoming an itch on your face with a PAPR hood on.. that shit is hard.

[𝐉𝐨𝐞 @jxemicucci]

missin them a little extra today /:

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

@kelseylallison popped a couple Tylenol.. chased it with my red bull and threw in a few drops... good as new.

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

Picture of health

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

My patient just said to me “give me my fentanyl and get out”, so you know what I did... I gave her the fentanyl and I got out. 🤡💪🏼

[Bryce DeGregorio @Bryced27]

Was just showed a post about a dog getting stood up on his adoption day.... that shit hurt.