gmit

gunna save the world the only way I know how

[Dick McFadden @Dickmcfadden69]

Me blacked out at a wedding absolutely butchering the Macarena

[Alex Crescenti @alex_crescenti]

Tiger fans watching Kevin McGonigle in his debut

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

no country for young sheldon

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

[Mael @shutupmael]

Rowing wobblily out of the strait of Hormuz with 150 million barrels of oil up my ass

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

turning 30 as a white male is actually insane i woke up this morning with an even deeper appreciation of Steely Dan and New Balances. also i can’t stop watching Northern Lion. moth to a flame.

[Errai @errai]

Replying "this corroborates my theory" after every sentence the zoo tour guide speaks

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

CROSS CONTAMINATED BURGERS!!!

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

White people be like my dog’s ex wife is coming over

[A @seattleiminyou]

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

how it feels to order in flawless Dongbei-accented Mandarin at Panda Express to the astonishment of the 17 year old Guatemelan cashier

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i work in private finance and i can tell you AI is OUT and gnomes are IN as the next big thing for 2026. every investment firm i talk to cant get enough of big mushrooms with small wooden doors, conical red hats, illusion magic, comic mischief, etc

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af

[kobe @kobertthecat]

no chat gpt for me thanks. i will be asking kobert the great

[Math Liker 🇹🇲 @gunkshake]

Yall fuckin with 2.7 star gynecologist Dr. Earl Q. Peeper?

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

He might’ve cooked here