Bryce

slightly below average

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

Imagine your girlfriend gets you an advent calendar and then opens all the surprises?????

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

Are multiple Sasquatch’s called bigfeet

[brandon* @brndxix]

yea i’m never using white noise off youtube to nap ever again

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Hi, the engineer who invented/built this here. This is doing exactly what it’s supposed to be doing.

[waliu @idek_tb]

my mom in the passenger seat soon as i go over 25mph

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When she’s riding you but then you hear someone on Chopped attempting to make Raspberry Vinaigrette with 10 seconds left

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

That’s octamom

[cal @hatemeforeverr]

if any of you know who this is please hmu

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

Coffee and doughnuts go together almost as good as bread and sliced go together

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

I feel like if my dad wasn’t such a homophobe I would’ve been a great tap dancer

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

@LiterallyTheD Literally could not of said it better myself

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

Big bad John

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

50 years ago this guy would've been a government aerospace engineer designing airfoils for stealth bombers.

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

Stuffed pasta creams my panties?

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

Target carts go in?????

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

Anybody else take the top off their Maybach?

[Bryce @Brycehellman]

I just ate a caniac combo faster than I bust (18 seconds)