Paiton Patterson ❀

Owner of Princesses & Pearls pageants ♕ REALTOR •

[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

[B A R D I G R A S 🪩 @bardigras]

one thing about me is if you dare to speak badly about the lady who sued McDonalds because her coffee was too hot, I will rant at you so aggressively for so long that it will become family lore. your children’s children will know all of the facts of the case.

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

caesar when brutus stabbed him

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

I just had to brace myself before a sneeze out of fear I would pull something in my back. this is 27.

[Bella Goth @moreciaobella]

I’m not going to call it X. Not even if there’s a fire.

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

In the past month I’ve had two cashiers literally not speak to me during a transaction. I asked one a direct question and she just gave me a thumbs up rather than daring to interact verbally with me. I hate it here.

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

the president we COULD have had.

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

I have nothing to say; I’m just stalling in between split squat sets.

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

me at a bar on wednesday: I’m so glad I gave my cats early dinner

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

can we, as a society, agree not to talk loudly about birthing stories while at restaurants?

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

@HaleyBryantYo2 this is what her mugshot will look like after she murders us in our sleep 😂😂😂

[Paiton Patterson ❀ @BryleighPaiton]

for someone who’s freezing cold all of the time I’m rarely, if ever, chill.