Brymoxxl🕸️

[photon⁹⁷ 🍁 | 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Red_Mercury___]

World Cup — Rigged
Ballon d'Ors — Rigged
Goal ratio — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Assist ratio — Ronaldo is a striker
Golden Boots — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Playmaker awards — Ronaldo is a striker
G+A — Irrelevant stat
Trophies — Rigged
Dribbles — Knee injury
Free-kick goals — Knee injury
Key passes — Knee injury
Outside-box goals — Try from 35 yards
MOTM — Rigged
MVP — Rigged
91 goals — Tap-ins don't count
Non-penalty goals — A goal is a goal
Players' interviews — They're all jealous of CR7
Individual awards — Rigged
H2H wins — H2H in finals
H2H individual stats — One-club wonder

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Vini Jr 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Erling Haaland. 🎩

Beautiful to see these scenes. 👏🏼

@IliesPeeters 🎥

[ٰ @he1smar0]

if you don dey see sign say you go soon guide, no too hype am just calm down…

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Try, try, try, try, try until you win

[Chief Edozie, Ejanla Designer @UncleSamad_]

If not for Messi, the true headline would have been Haaland Vs Mbappe. Messi is getting involved in what doesn't concern him 😭

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

nothing you can’t come back from.

[Brymoxxl🕸️ @Brymoxx]

@Teeniiola @big_uncleg

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

None of us knew Vozinha until 2 weeks ago and today he’s one of the most popular GKs on the planet. As long as there’s life, there’s hope. All it takes is one W.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Worst thing about Haaland scoring on you is that you know he’s going to be on Snapchat making corny jokes afterwards

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Belgium coach Rudi Garcia: “I didn’t know that at the World Cup as at FIFA the 5th of July is actually the first of April. It’s April Fools”.

“We’re not defending the national team or federation, we are defending football and integrity”.

[Mod @CFCMods]

I genuinely think Erling Haaland will retire as the best striker of all time.

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

I’ll say it again. What Haaland is doing for Norway is bigger than what Mbappe is doing for France

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

62 goals in 55 appearances for Norway. 7 in 5 in the World Cup. And he doesn’t play for France, he doesn’t play for Argentina, he doesn’t play for Spain.

He’s doing it with Norway!!!!!

Erling Haaland has fully announced himself as one THE greats of the game.

[Brymoxxl🕸️ @Brymoxx]

@osasipicture @PoliceNG

[𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃. 𝐏𝐔𝐘𝐎𝐋🥷🏻 @koCyrus6]

None of them go reach this one …NONE!!

[🕊 @boytrickz]

God please put a nigga on life changing opportunities.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i only like women who like me. chasing is for men with low self esteem

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

You’re gonna touch $100k this year and it’s going to be all from your creativity

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Life got a lot easier when I stopped being afraid to disappoint women with my honesty.

[Tactical Football Review @TFRHQ5]

🚨 | 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Reports are circulating that Cristiano Ronaldo’s PR team has been privately messaging major sports media pages, offering paid promotions to push negative narratives against Argentina and Lionel Messi.