Bryan

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[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

jalamela

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Rab @Yesitsrobharvey]

I can’t wait to get to Boston for the World Cup next week purely to rattle Americans when I refuse to tip anyone for anything.

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

There is absolutely nothing in sports that matches the feeling of World Cup month.
4 matches a day, completely random countries playing at 1 AM on a Tuesday, iconic commentary lines, and ignoring your actual job or schoolwork just to watch a group stage stalemate. We are back😂

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Every World Cup has that one completely random striker who turns into prime Ronaldo Nazário for exactly two weeks, has a great tournament, signs a £60M contract with a top club, and then disappears from football forever.
I wonder who it's going to be this month

[Bryan @Bryntzo]

@ESPNFC pacific time zone winning

[Noot Noot🐧 @PunishedPingu]

Fox News says Hasan Piker used a antisemitic trope by saying Israel advocacy groups pushed for his ban. And then in the following sentence details how said groups pushed for his ban.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

"Here's where my grandpappy died a traitor cuz he wanted to own black people!"

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people getting ai psychosis is funny you literally got loser disease

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Zogzilla down #packwatch

[Bryan @Bryntzo]

lol they should have called it to catch a predator, the movie. He loves when they tell him to make a voice.

[A24 @A24]

Witness television history. PRIMETIME, a new film by Lance Oppenheim, starring Robert Pattinson. In theaters this Fall.

[lusso @luusssso]

Still think the ‘68 Mexico Olympics is the absolute best sports event branding we’ve ever seen

[que sera. @broztitute]

I'm really unc cause shit like this moves me idk⚰️

[Bryan @Bryntzo]

Go see the Giants and they lose….again

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

Luther in-between Mission Impossible 3 and 5 :

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

BRO IS JUST PLAYING BURNOUT