Normally, when a player gets suspended, he’s got a 50/50 chance of playing. But Brock is a genetic freak, and he’s not normal! So he’s got a 75% chance, at best, of beating the suspension.
Then you add Roger Goodell to the mix, and Brock’s chances of playing drastically go down. Because Goodell knows he can’t beat Brock one-on-one, so he’s not even gonna try!
So Brock takes his 75% chance of playing, minus the NFL’s 8⅓% chance of showing mercy, and he’s got a 66⅔% chance of appealing. But then you take Goodell’s 25% chance and add the NFL’s 42⅔% chance of making an example out of somebody, and the league’s got a 67⅔% chance of suspending him!
And that leaves Brock with a 33⅓% chance of playing, but he’s got a 100% chance of missing six games.
The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the Saints.
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