Brian Johnson

Runs on caffeine, hate and Casey's pizza. Drives things for dollars, listens to EDM. Dad to teenagers. Perpetual runner up.

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

New job. Who dis? #Peterbilt389 #PeterbiltGlider #tankeryanker

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

Are all @PilotFlyingJ fuel pumps show as shit right now or just the ones I frequent? The one in Brazil Indiana and Marshall Illinois are terrible

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

@GovPritzker In Illinois we follow the law... Says the guy who took 5 toilets out of a mansion to dodge property tax 🤣🤣 Grow up

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

@cosmopterix I'm 7 owls in a trench coat. Also birds are not real so I'm actually 7 robots in a trench coat

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

@realDonaldTrump we voted you in for a second term. The majority of US adults (voters) would like to see cannabis legalized, not rescheduled. We also know there are more pressing issues but maybe throw us a bone (joint) in the near future. Welcome back, make us great again

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

@CryptidPolitics @JBPritzker Lmfao

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

@WanderingJew10 @JBPritzker 🤣🤣

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

So... Did anyone actually #showhole on tiktok before it went dark or was everyone just talking shit?

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

Some bull shit..
https://t.co/84dPNSYLty

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

@Fazolis is better than @olivegarden

I said what I said

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

Thats 100 hrs at 2 jobs, over 7 days. As much as I wanna be anti work with all the cool kids on reddit, I wanna be anti poor IRL even more

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

Had a full weekend off but still have a major fuck it attitude today. May be something to do with over 100 hours on the clock last week...

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

Mondy feels

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

One thing bout music when it hit you feel no pain.... Any day with @Griz music is a good day!

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

I saw my own shadow today. Looks like 6 more weeks of me being irrationally annoyed over everything between 7 am and 5 pm, Monday through Friday

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Bro stayed there to admire his work.💀

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

If it's gonna be cold as fuck with snowy, at least let's have enough I can go play. Not asking for a blizzard. 3 or 4 inches would be sufficient

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

@sweatsntopknots You're welcome

[Brian Johnson @Btjohnson83]

Only 8 months and 2ish weeks til Lost Lands. Can't wait to go back home