Street Uber🚘

I realize that I have a special mission: to be
a source of light and levity touching every one of my passengers with truth,
humor, and unconditional love!

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

If there was a trophy for 'Games of the Season' Manchester United would have stacked them Titles.

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

Unaeza tu jua ka wewe ni mtu mzuri kama uko na ganji. There is humility in poverty.

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

Calafiori will play 6 games looking like prime Maldini, then disappear into the injury room!

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

Njugu imeungua ama imeoza nayo ushukisha mbio sana!

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

Wameeka meeting y PWDs Third-floor na hakuna Lift!

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

August is the Thursday of the Year!

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

Kuna Jamaa uitwa MOE hii app. Nafunguanga tu hii X napatana na yeye akinishw vile ntahave kudig deeper in my pockets juu serikali imeongeza kitu. Either stima ama mafuta na kadhalika. Siku inaharibiwa na ukweli!

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

@NjugunaCJ @AbdinurPeace @WilliamsRuto Hio ni arrogance. But you know the truth. One people gani inaitwa Agikuyu? Mbona isikue one people Amííru? We are one people as Mt. Kenya. But fact remains Amiiru farm miraa, Embu farms Muguka, Tharaka farms yams, and Kikuyus farm votes.

[evansoo @elangat016]

TUJIFUNZE KISWAHILI:
1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kimbaka

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

@NjugunaCJ @AbdinurPeace @WilliamsRuto Weeee!. Kikuyus don't farm miraa. Meru.

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

Mp & MCA is an average of the people in that constituency & Ward. When you vote him in, he represents your interests. Vote a foolish Mp or MCA, and that specific area is basically foolish.

Also, presidents & Governors are at the mercy of these two representatives.

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

Eric Mugaa CS for Water, Irrigation & sanitation abakishwe tu hapo hapo regardless ya Serikali.

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

@FXGerminator @Hattusilis_III @earth_tracker Once watched a honey badger get incapacitated by a snake for a moment, then woke up and got straight back to war.

[Duncan Njoroge 🇰🇪 @guyfromtheke]

Ok so i’ve sat on this for far tooo long

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Never ask leo tunakula nini? again 🙂

[alphafxtrader @EdgeOverEmotio]

Low quality video will kill me one day

It almost did

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

@dropdalot Hii inauma ukiona unaringa na historical artifacts.

[M🇰🇪 @Nonelikeuss]

@polo_kimanii Wee bana don't police people on their interests, si wewe ni baba ya mtu na uwa huogi

[Kiiru 🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Kiiru_Wahiga]

@johnmtongoi Mkuu hii ni consent manufacturing. When systems fails, it is because there is an objective being fronted.

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

@Buchy749 @edwinsifuna Oya! Toka hapa

[Street Uber🚘 @Bubbabaxaa]

@Kibet_bull To be honest kama hii ndio siasa hawa wawili no difference. Siasa ya nani anataka mwingine ama watoto wa nani ni pysops. Siasa ipangwe kwa sera na suluhisho kwa wananchi. Petty politics keep the masses hoodwinked & stagnant.