Sex Positive Grandma

Come visit! I’m right on the water and you can bring your boyfriend. ☀️ 🐬 🌺

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

Come visit! I’m right on the water and you and your boyfriend can have the guest room - I just redid it!

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

They’re trying to stop the handyman from working for me - CONDO GESTAPOS!!!!!!!!

[🌹 @tinylilbaby1]

is this “edging”

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

Isn’t gd good!

[🌹 @tinylilbaby1]

is this “edging”

[🌹 @tinylilbaby1]

Standing in line to vote with a “Williamsburg Leftist”

[🌹 @tinylilbaby1]

@ElyKreimendahl and I caught our bubbes on FaceTime

[🌹 @tinylilbaby1]

People still watch the presidential debates at this point are just kinky freaks

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

Jewish culture is spending your whole childhood reading the BerenSTEIN Bears then growing up, having a kid and discovering it’s actually BerenSTAIN, feeling bereft and broken but continuing on saying BerenSTEIN to the next generation cuz representation matters

[🌹 @tinylilbaby1]

My guy just called the sofa his “concentration couch” that phrase was a roller coaster for sure

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

Damn right! I’ve had a full bush since before it was cool (in the late sixties)

[Dr. Pipperschnippetz @SchnipzMD]

Who’s with me?! They can’t make us all shave our pussies!!

[Dr. Pipperschnippetz @SchnipzMD]

Who’s with me?! They can’t make us all shave our pussies!!

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

COME TO MY WINDOW, CRAWL INSIDE, WAIT BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON!

[Leanne Velednitsky @leannevely]

Ok, Fleabag Biden break that 4th wall

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

asking god to write everyone into the book of life for Yom Kippur! Except trump’s accountant fuck that guy

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

The condo maintenance man isn’t supposed to do anything for me in my apartment ... but he does it, because I pay him!!

[Steve Cohen Standup @stevecohenfun]

It’s no surprise that so many cops have caught the blue flu, I keep seeing them in subways not wearing masks.

[kristin_dietz @kristindietz0]

Quick should i get bangs or therapy?

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

@Monkeyinheaven Stephen your mother doesn’t know what she’s talking about! And more importantly she needs to work out her internal slut shaming tendencies

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

No I haven’t but I have had sex!

[Steve Cohen Standup @stevecohenfun]

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever spent an hour deciding how to word a tweet that got 7 likes?

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

@ArielleDundas Arielle - nice!

[Sex Positive Grandma @BubbeSex]

@Monkeyinheaven I’m not sure what you mean Stephen!! I loved your grandfather very much.