Perils

Pokemon collector. video game enjoyer, most importantly moron.

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@PokeTriggz Also the promo.

[Totodile King @totodile_king]

With Rayquaza headlining Delta Reign, a lot of collectors are about to realize how expensive Rayquaza cards can get.

Here are 3 Rayquaza cards that are still surprisingly affordable. The Crown Zenith promo is actually insane.

• Guardians Rising Reverse Holo ($10)
• Vivid Voltage Amazing Rare ($28)
• Crown Zenith Cosmos Holo Promo ($10)💎💎💎💎

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@totodile_king Big boys

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@Pixar The silence is deafening.

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@BoozebagFitness “No” lol bro you are going to die

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@JohnnyCrambo Love a lot of them but idk the colors and perspective of the CZ mewtwo is so awesome

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@HyperbeamTCG But the trainer gallery one is amazing

[jelinaangel @jelinaangelll]

Yeah fuck you @JerrySeinfeld typical psycho attitude

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[VilliamBoom @VilliamBoom1]

Snorlax fused with two classic Heartless 💤🖤
Snorlax x Fat Bandit (Agrabah's fireball-throwing menace) and Snorlax x Large Body — the OG "jiggle-tank" Heartless

Which sleepy boss would you NOT want to fight? 👇

#KingdomHearts #Pokemon #Heartless #conceptart

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

"Thank you for walking with me all these years."

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Things that don’t exist according to Jerry Seinfeld:

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

📸: A famous 38 year old man picks up his 17 year old girlfriend from high school.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[ruby @megaflare]

nothing beats dearly beloved

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

JERRY SEINFELD following the Knicks game says that PALESTINE “DOESN’T EXIST”.

DISGUSTING.

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

he’s actually disgusting

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@BoozebagFitness Alcohol is a vasodilator big dawg your BP should be low on the sauce, once you’re off you’re fucked

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@BoozebagFitness Bro you’re turning schizophrenic

[Perils @Bubblymane]

@thefader Bro sit your ass down fr @GoldLink