TOTAL SNARKROACH DEATH

I’m the Ayatollah of SmileVille. I’m what you would call a Positive Percy. A Mikey Motivator. Never catch me anywhere near FrownTown.

[TOTAL SNARKROACH DEATH @BuckBreaker9000]

WE GOT @Corey1911 @Corey1911 @Corey1911 IN THE HOUUUUUSE!
YEA! it’s a party every week baby!
@Corey1911 @Corey1911 @Corey1911 CHECK IT OUT
that’s right! I’m in the HOUSE
WE GOT A
NEW PLAN FOR UNCLE SAM
WE GOT @Corey1911 IN THE HOUUUUUUSEEEEE
@Corey1911 in the house

[ismael 🇻🇪 @fathersofpeople]

Your daughter, sister, and mother don't need you to die for them. They need you alive and present. Will you cook for them?

[Billy @_billyreid]

Fair play to the ref, good game. Ignored Argentina’s 1 billion pesos bribe when he found out it was worth £6.25

[plazy ☾*✲⋆. @plazynoodles]

isnt it a bit wild that universally people in school and workplaces were taught to approach wikipedia with skepticism for potential misinformation and now everyones virtually lobotomized by gen AI chatbots that just make shit up and youre expected to use them in some cases

[glitch 🇵🇸 @glitchpoke]

incredible bit towards the end here where 'games take over the real world' is illustrated by someone turning what's clearly an office into a first person shooter and shooting the digital representation of their female coworker

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

There isn’t enough discourse about how Ted Cruz basically can’t show his face in Houston because the last time he appeared at a major event in public someone threw a beer can at his head and then the grand jury no billed the dude.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it genuinely feels to finally sit on your own toilet again after a long vacation

[brandon* @brndxix]

can someone tell tom brady he’s above fake beefing with logan paul

[Ali @haramcart]

Performative right-wing sexuality is becoming incomprehensible like which one is even supposed to be woke

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Farms use more water than data centers.”

ACTUALLY, YOU CAN EAT FOOD. YOU CANNOT EAT THE AI SLOP YOU POST TO INSTAĠRAM.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very craży that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

The Retro Reminiscer

[Vordb AKA Full Spectrum Warrior @vordb]

it's called the Book of Revelation you fucking moron

[✨Starlight Mechanica✨ @ArtsyMechSM]

RWBY is like the Sonic of web series.

People shit on it constantly, it's fandom is a mess, quality all over the place yet somehow has outlived countless other franchises and refuses to die

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

I am a moderate on Israel.

I just think the State should be abolished and its entire leadership subjected to a Nuremberg-style tribunal and sentenced to death for crimes against humanity.

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

Imagine living in fucking Arkansas and being afraid of Sharia law taking over. You people are schizophrenic

[Oddixx @Oddixx]

Coonskin is one of the single best and most important pieces of american cinema ever but the most popular videos on it are from people who yell about the writing in spongebob episodes…

[avery 🏳️‍⚧️🎧 @restsinagony]

why would you waste your 1 minute on the only computer in argentina to post this?